Woody Quote #851
Quote from Woody in It's Lonely on the Top
Sam: Well, look at you guys. I wonder how Woody's doing. He was really knocking 'em back, huh?
Cliff: Oh, nobody could drink that much and end up feeling human, Sam.
Woody: [enters] Hey, everybody. Sorry I'm late. I was doing my Nordic Track.
Frasier: Woody, you had as much of that vile brew as the rest of us. How can you be so chipper this morning?
Woody: Oh, it's because of the old Hanover hangover cure. It's very simple. First, put on your pajamas. Then, take an aspirin with a glass of cold water. And then, you vomit till your nose bleeds and heave until you see the angels. Wake up in the morning, you feel brand-new. Boy, I am hungry. Anybody for some chili dogs?
Norm: Okay, okay, but only two.
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‘It's Lonely on the Top’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Sam: Oh, my. Yeah, uh, listen I know what you want to do is run out there and tell the guys, but I've got to remind you here, Paul, a gentleman does not kiss and tell. It's just not cool.
Paul: But you do it, Sam.
Sam: True. True. But I'm Sam Malone, and by definition, everything I do is cool.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] [softly:] Morning everybody.
All: Norm! [Norm covers his ears in agony]
Rebecca: How are you feeling, Norm?
Norm: Terrible. A splitting headache. And I think I might be sick. Can I have a beer, Sammy?
Quote from Sam
Carla: Sammy. How could you have a problem worse? You're perfect. You don't even know what the rest of the world is like.
Sam: Honey, I... I'm not perfect.
Carla: Oh, yeah, right.
Sam: All right, you really want to know? Watch this.
Carla: [gasps] Holy Mother of God! Oh, Sammy! You wear a rug!
Sam: It's not a rug! It's not a rug! It's a hair replacement system.