Frasier Quote #718
Quote from Frasier in Woody Gets an Election
Frasier: And why, exactly, should I vote for you, Mr. Fogerty?
Kevin Fogerty: Well, because I'm a hard worker. I take a stand.
Frasier: On what exactly?
Kevin Fogerty: The issues of the day.
Frasier: Which are?
Kevin Fogerty: The things that concern you and your family the most.
Sam: [to Frasier] I think you're making an ass out of yourself.
Frasier: I am not! I simply want the councilman to say one concrete thing.
Kevin Fogerty: Yes, I understand. You don't trust me. A lot of people don't trust politicians. I know how it is. I have been out there.
Frasier: But what does that have to do with...
Kevin Fogerty: May I finish, please? Maybe we need someone to blame. Maybe if we pick some faceless person at city hall to be responsible for all our problems, then we won't have to accept any responsibility at all. Well, people, I say now is the time to start looking in the mirror. Because if this thing is going to work, we are all going to have to make it work the way a bunch of people made something work at Lexington and Concord. You may remember it... it's called America!
Sam: Yes! Bravo! [cheering, applause]
Frasier: But he didn't say anything! Thank you, people, for proving my point. The voters of Boston are sheep!
Woody: Oh, I thought that was just a Hanover thing.
Cheers Quotes
‘Woody Gets an Election’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Woody: I don't know if I can handle a debate, Dr. Crane. I'm not very good at rendering my opinions.
Frasier: Nothing to worry about, Woody. Just tell some more of those farm stories, people seem to love those. If that doesn't work, just say the word "change" about a hundred times. Come on, let's go to my place and work on it. Trust me, Woody, with my brains and your smile, who knows how high we can go. Congressman, senator... [breathily] Who knows?
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Thank God I got to you in time! I've got to talk... What are you reading?
Woody: Well, I'm boning up on the Constitution in case I ever decide to run for Congreff.
Frasier: It's Congress, Woody. In colonial times, the S's looked like F's.
Woody: Oh. Well, if I'm elected, that's the first thing I'm gonna change.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Hey, holy moly, guacamole, Normie.
Norm: Hey, what? Huh?
Cliff: See that guy down there? I think that might be Spanky McFarland from the old Little Rascals.
Norm: Get out.
Cliff: Yeah, I think so.
Norm: Really?
Cliff: Hey, I'll go ask him. I'll go check it out. [humming The Little Rascals theme] Hey, how are you doing, Sid?
Spanky McFarland: Hi.
Cliff: Hey, uh, my name's Cliff Clavin.
Spanky McFarland: Hello, Cliff.
Cliff: You know, I... I know you've probably heard this a thousand times before, but you do resemble that, uh, child actor Spanky McFarland from The Little Rascals.
Spanky McFarland: Well, that's because...
Cliff: 'Cause I'm one of Little Rascals fan there ever was. I mean I've got every episode on tape, you know. Well, except "Free Eats" and, uh, "Captain Spanky's Showboat."
Spanky McFarland: That's great.
Cliff: Yeah, Alfalfa, Darla, Buckwheat. [chuckles] Hey, I got to confess, I had quite a big crush on Darla. I'll tell you, you know, if you were Spanky, boy, I could sit here and chew on your ear for hours, you know, about the, you know, "Happy Birthday, Mr. Hood" and the "He-Man Women Haters Club." And remember the sound the cake made coming out of the oven? Was it... [makes groaning noise] Huh? So, uh, are-are you Spanky?
Spanky McFarland: Nope.
Cliff: Ah. Take care. Catch you later.
Norm: You are Spanky, aren't you?
Spanky McFarland: Oh, yeah.