Frasier Quote #717
Quote from Frasier in Woody Gets an Election
Kevin Fogerty: [to people at a table] Something has to be done, and the time is now.
Frasier: There he goes, spouting a bunch of meaningless platitudes. Sure enough, the people are lapping it up like milk. Oh, the mentality of the voter in this country fascinates me. Someday, I ought to do a paper about it.
Sam: What's- What's your problem with Fogerty? He's not a bad guy.
Frasier: Oh. All right, Sam. Why don't you ask him a question? I'll bet you ten bucks all he gives you is some meaningless politician's rhetoric.
Sam: Yeah, all right. Come on. You're on. Excuse me, uh, Mr. Fogerty, sir. Could l, uh, speak to you for a second?
Kevin Fogerty: Mm-hmm.
Sam: I'm Sam Malone; I'm the owner of the bar. And, uh, got a question for you. I'm a small businessman, and I was just wondering, uh, when is this economy going to turn around?
Kevin Fogerty: I'm glad you asked that. I say now is the time to roll up our shirtsleeves and get to the bottom of this. The only way we're going to defeat this thing is if we all do it together.
Sam: [to Frasier] I think you owe me ten bucks.
Cheers Quotes
‘Woody Gets an Election’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Woody: I don't know if I can handle a debate, Dr. Crane. I'm not very good at rendering my opinions.
Frasier: Nothing to worry about, Woody. Just tell some more of those farm stories, people seem to love those. If that doesn't work, just say the word "change" about a hundred times. Come on, let's go to my place and work on it. Trust me, Woody, with my brains and your smile, who knows how high we can go. Congressman, senator... [breathily] Who knows?
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Thank God I got to you in time! I've got to talk... What are you reading?
Woody: Well, I'm boning up on the Constitution in case I ever decide to run for Congreff.
Frasier: It's Congress, Woody. In colonial times, the S's looked like F's.
Woody: Oh. Well, if I'm elected, that's the first thing I'm gonna change.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Hey, holy moly, guacamole, Normie.
Norm: Hey, what? Huh?
Cliff: See that guy down there? I think that might be Spanky McFarland from the old Little Rascals.
Norm: Get out.
Cliff: Yeah, I think so.
Norm: Really?
Cliff: Hey, I'll go ask him. I'll go check it out. [humming The Little Rascals theme] Hey, how are you doing, Sid?
Spanky McFarland: Hi.
Cliff: Hey, uh, my name's Cliff Clavin.
Spanky McFarland: Hello, Cliff.
Cliff: You know, I... I know you've probably heard this a thousand times before, but you do resemble that, uh, child actor Spanky McFarland from The Little Rascals.
Spanky McFarland: Well, that's because...
Cliff: 'Cause I'm one of Little Rascals fan there ever was. I mean I've got every episode on tape, you know. Well, except "Free Eats" and, uh, "Captain Spanky's Showboat."
Spanky McFarland: That's great.
Cliff: Yeah, Alfalfa, Darla, Buckwheat. [chuckles] Hey, I got to confess, I had quite a big crush on Darla. I'll tell you, you know, if you were Spanky, boy, I could sit here and chew on your ear for hours, you know, about the, you know, "Happy Birthday, Mr. Hood" and the "He-Man Women Haters Club." And remember the sound the cake made coming out of the oven? Was it... [makes groaning noise] Huh? So, uh, are-are you Spanky?
Spanky McFarland: Nope.
Cliff: Ah. Take care. Catch you later.
Norm: You are Spanky, aren't you?
Spanky McFarland: Oh, yeah.