Sam Quote #1754

Quote from Sam in Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey

Norm: Well, what do we have to do?
Sam: Uh, it's no big thing, really, Norm. We've just got to go over to Gary's and... [mumbles]
Norm: What?
Sam: Uh, it's no big deal. Fellas, all we've got to do is, is let him... [mumbles].
Norm: What?
Sam: Just get your coats and follow me. I'll tell you on the way over.
Cliff: Hey, Sam, what's the big deal. Why don't you just tell us what we have to do?
Sam: All right, you got to... [all screaming]

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 ‘Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey’ Quotes

Quote from Sam

Norm: Sammy, what's up? I thought you wanted to get an early jump on Gary.
Sam: Yeah, I did. That's why I'm here at 9:00.
Norm: 9:01, Sam. Some of us were here at 9:00.
Sam: Hey, relax, will you. It's in the bag. I fixed it so Gary can't ever win.
Norm: Yeah? Yeah? What'd you do?
Sam: Yeah, you're gonna love this. You know that- That sign he's got outside his window there, "50 cent beer, Saint Patrick's Day Special?"
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Yeah, well I added a zero. I mean who's going to pay $5 for a beer, huh?
Carla: Good one, Sam.
Sam: Yeah. [laughs] Sometimes I scare myself.
Norm: It's 9:02, Sam. Let's go.
Sam: All right. Sorry. $5 beer. Yeah, let's see him top that, huh?

Quote from Rebecca

Rebecca: Hey, everybody, I've got great news. I applied to the Boston League of Businesswomen, and they might let me join.
Woody: Oh, who are they?
Rebecca: Oh, it's this very prestigious organization that helps raise the stature of women in society and that kind of crap.

Quote from Rebecca

Rebecca: Can you believe it? The League rejected me.
Frasier: Why?
Rebecca: Because they said I was too self-involved and that I wasn't community-minded enough. So now I have to spend the next six months doing community service. Yawn. Woody, get me a charity on the phone.
Woody: Which one?
Rebecca: Well, how the hell do I know?! Just make sure it's close by. And I don't want one that's real depressing. And no weekends!