Frasier Quote #691
Quote from Frasier in Sunday Dinner
Frasier: So you're, uh, Shauna's family. You know, when Shauna invited me for dinner, she didn't mention that we'd be having dinner with her whole family. [chuckles] Interestingly enough, many young people today are choosing to move back in with their parents. We call it the, uh, "Full Nest Syndrome."
Father: It wasn't her choice.
Mother: Well, Shauna's made some bad decisions. She's not real good on responsibility.
Frasier: Well, I must say that she, uh, she handled herself quite well this week at my office.
Shauna: Thank you, Dr. Crane. See?!
Father: Oh, yeah, Doctor, I forgot I was getting a professional opinion. Where did you go to school?
Frasier: Harvard.
Father: Well, la-di-da. And is this what they taught you at Harvard? How to take advantage of my daughter?
Frasier: Sir, I am not taking advantage. I was merely invited for an innocent little dinner.
Father: Oh? Just "an innocent little dinner"? Mind if I check your wallet?
Frasier: There's no need for that!
Cheers Quotes
‘Sunday Dinner’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Hey, Norm, look at this. I just got myself a brand-new video camera.
Norm: Ooh, nice one. Looks kind of expensive.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, it is, it is, but it- it'll pay for itself in no time at all.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: Yeah. Yeah, I plan to stage some footage for those programs, you know, like America's Funniest Home Videos, Rescue 911, Nightline, stuff like that.
Norm: Cliff, I don't think Nightline is staged.
Cliff: You are so naive.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Speaking of which, uh, I could use an assistant for my video endeavors. Uh, what do you say? I could start you off at 20, uh, 15 bucks.
Norm: I could use the money. I've got to get Vera a Christmas present.
Cliff: Uh, Christmas was a couple of weeks ago.
Norm: Oh, my.
Quote from Woody
[on answering machine:]
Woody: Hi, this is Cheers. Well, it isn't actually Cheers, it's Woody Boyd. Cheers is actually the bar, and as such, it couldn't be expected to talk.
Sam: Woody, start again.
Woody: Why? I'm doing fine. Anyway, uh, there's no one here to take your call right now. Well, actually, if you called right now, we could take your call, but if you call when you're...
Sam: Woody, would you cut it out? It's sounding stupid.
Woody: I am not. W-W-Why do you always treat me like I don't know what I'm doing?
Sam: It sounds stupid, Woody.
Woody: It does not. [machine beeps]
Woody: Hi, Sam, this is Woody. Uh, I guess you were right. It does sound stupid. I'll change it tomorrow.