Sam Quote #1665
Quote from Sam in The Beer Is Always Greener
Tim: I just heard the news. You had a fire?
Sam: Yeah. A couple weeks ago.
Tim: Gee, the place looks great.
Sam: Yeah, thanks a lot. We've been working pretty hard. We've got our grand reopening tonight.
Tim: So how'd the fire start?
Sam: Oh, yeah, glad you asked. Sit down. Right there. Right there, yeah. [chuckles] [knocks on his office door] Rebecca! Right over there.
Rebecca: I burned down the bar with a carelessly tossed cigarette. It was a stupid thing to do and I will be paying for it for the rest of my life. [exits]
Paul: [enters] Hey, Sammy, you did a great job on the rebuilding. The place looks a million times better than it did before.
Sam: Yeah. Thanks, Paul.
Alan: Uh, Sammy, uh, Paul told me all about the fire. Gee, that's tough, man.
Sam: Oh, yeah, thank you. Oh, you want to hear how it started?
Alan: Yeah, sure. Yeah!
Sam: Great, great. Sit down right over there. [knocks on his office door] Rebecca! Right over there in the sweater, go ahead.
Rebecca: I burned down the bar with a carelessly tossed cigarette. It was a stupid thing to do and I will be paying for it for the rest of my life.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Beer Is Always Greener’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Norm: Hey, hey, hey, hey, Carla, let me get this straight. You're really not going back to Cheers?
Carla: I know it's a lousy job, Norm, but for the amount of money they're throwing at me, it's nothing I can't take.
Bartender: Carla, uh, I'm gonna put a new trainee with you for the next two weeks. She's a bright girl. She's, uh, an anthropology student at B.U. Ellen! Ellen, come meet Carla.
Ellen: Well, you must be Carla. I know what you're thinking: "She doesn't look like a waitress." That's because I'm really a writer. Or actuellement, a poetess.
Carla: [screams]
Quote from Frasier
Lilith: Now, now. You two... Perhaps a page from Frasier's and my personal history will calm the waters. Woody, Kelly. I am Jewish and Frasier is Episcopalian. Now originally, we feared this might cause conflict in our marriage. But then we learned to compromise, even in the raising of our son, Frederick. We make sure he experiences both sides of his religious heritage.
Frasier: As usual, my darling wife is right. Frederick goes to synagogue every Friday night. He delights in hiding matzos at Passover. The family celebrates Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Christmas comes and goes without so much as a tree. Odd, really, because a Christmas tree isn't even symbolic of Christianity. But apparently it threatens Lilith's Jewish faith. Look out, everybody! A fir tree! 5,000-year-old religion and Frasier Crane's going to bring it down with a four-foot tree and some tinsel!
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: Hey, Norm. Gettin' ready for the big opening.
Norm: It's right here, Sammy. Start pouring beer in it anytime.