Frasier Quote #631
Quote from Frasier in Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real
Frasier: I assume you've just come from the new Olde Towne Tavern.
Cliff: Yeah, we went for an often used stunt, but one that's sure to bring a smile. [laughs]
Norm: We teepeed the whole front of the place.
Frasier: And how will they know that you're the dastardly ones that did the deed?
Lilith: Good question. Could have been the Mensa chapter from M.l.T.
Carla: Ah, we soaped their windows "Regards from your friends at Cheers."
Norm: Yeah, and I threw a few packs of "Cheers" matches with our address in there.
Cliff: Yeah, I stuck my head in the door and yelled, "Cheers rules!"
Sam: Yeah, if they can't figure that out, they're the stupidest bar in town.
Frasier: Ooh, I wouldn't go that far, Sam.
‘Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Sam: Come on. It's a golden opportunity. We can win this time. We can steal all of Gary's best ideas and use 'em against this new guy. And you remember how Gary's always going first? We can learn from that. We can move first ourselves.
Frasier: Very good, Sam. As that famous prankster Santayana once said, "Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it."
Woody: You got that right, Doctor Crane. Back in high school I was condemned to repeat History three times. By the way, the same goes for Mathematics.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Boy, every time I set foot in this place, it gives me the creeps.
All: Norm!
Cliff: How do they know you in here?
Norm: Hey, Sammy closes on Christmas morning. Okay?
Quote from Sam
Carla: [phone rings] Must be the agent. Hello?
Sam: Carla, hi!
Carla: Sam?
Sam: How you doing?
Carla: Terrible! We're stuck out here in the middle of nowhere, waiting for someone to pick us up.
Sam: You're all alone?
Carla: Yeah, for about 200 miles.
Sam: Wow! Is it cold?
Carla: Yeah, Sam, I'm cold. I'm freezing. I'm thinking about hugging Clavin.
Sam: Boy, what a shame. Hey, listen, honey, you remember, uh, last Halloween when you guys pulled that hilarious stunt on me making me think that Gary was dead and that I was responsible for it?
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Well... gotcha!