Norm: What the heck, you know, easy come, easy go, Sammy. It was found money, I figured, so why not do something that I always wanted to do with it. So, I went down, and I bought a boat. Isn't it a beauty?
Sam: I can't believe that, man.
Norm: What?
Sam: You spent it?
Norm: Hah...
Sam: After all those years of me carrying you while you were unemployed?!
Norm: Well yeah, but...
Sam: You're my friend? I- I listen to all your stupid little comments every day? I- I let you run up the largest bar tab in history, and then you come into some money and you tell me you don't pay me back? You- You spend it on a stupid boat?! Well, I hope you and the stupid boat sink! You big deadbeat!
Norm: Sammy, l... I bought the boat for you. See, it's, it's the Mayday Malone, see?
Sam: I mean, thank you.

Cliff: Uh, how come, uh, black 17, Norm?
Norm: Oh, uh, well, 17 is 'cause, uh, Vera and I were married on the 17th.
Cliff: Oh.
Norm: And black is because Vera and I were married on the 17th.

Frasier: Oh, hello, dear.
Lilith: You caught me. I'm hiding.
Frasier: Yeah, well, this is as good a place as any. This is where I always come to hide from my problems. I mean, my- my work problems, of course. You know, my- my domestic life is just, well...
Lilith: Things are looking up, Frasier. I've been researching the problem of how to deal with an overbearing mother. I think you'll be delighted to learn that I've hit upon the perfect course of action.
Frasier: Oh, darling, how exciting! A breakthrough! What's the plan?
Lilith: To acquiesce totally. Yes, I'm going to let my mother run roughshod over me. It's time to cut our losses. I'm at the third from final turn in the maze and unbeknownst to me, the researcher has removed the cheese.
Frasier: Your analogies always bring it home, dear.