Rebecca Quote #461
Quote from Rebecca in License to Hill
Rebecca: So, it's not worth it to have me around. I'm useless, is that it?
Sam: No, come on, honey, you are real valuable around here doing... all the things that you do, all right?
Sam: All right, fine, listen, all right, all right. If it'll make you feel better, I'll go play a little poker, all right? You can take care of things out here.
Rebecca: Okay, don't think that I can't. I mean, I am competent. I am damn competent. You know, I mean, I'm not just some lackey who carries receipts around in a cigar box all day long. I mean, I know what I'm doing. I have a business degree. And I have a lot of experience. And I am very, very, very good at doing... all the things that I do.
Carla: Like what?
Rebecca: Hey, come on, don't back me in the corner here.
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‘License to Hill’ Quotes
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Sir, here is your Scotch and soda.
Carla: Rebecca.
Rebecca: It's all right. I have a plan, just watch this. Here you go. N- N- N- N- No. I don't need any money. I want you to take this and just think of it as a gift from me, Rebecca Howe, private citizen and in no way affiliated with this bar.
Man: Thanks.
Rebecca: You see that? That's all we have to do, that's the answer. All we have to do is give everybody free alcohol and not take any money for it, and this bar can stay in business forever!
Quote from Woody
Sam: Hey, Woody, come here a second, man. Something's really bugging me.
Woody: Whatever it is, I don't know what you're talking about. 'Cause I've never lied about anything. This is Woody, remember? Company man, team player, true blue. You know, maybe if you turn that microscope on yourself, you might find some things that aren't so pretty. I can't work in this atmosphere, all this suspicion and this constant interrogation. What do you people want from me? I didn't do anything, all right? I'm telling you, I am innocent! Okay, okay. You remember three months ago, that day I called in sick?
Sam: Woody.
Woody: Sam, shut up, it's my turn to talk! I- I was sick, but a couple hours later, I started feeling better, and I could've come in for half a day, but [crying] instead, I stayed home and did laundry and watched Oprah 'cause she had circus freaks on. I'm so ashamed! Oh, good, that feels better. I've been carrying that around for three months. [deep breath]
Sam: I was just gonna say your tag's sticking up on your sweater here.
Woody: Oh. Well, then forget I said anything. I was just kidding you, Sam. Just kidding you. [to Norm] I think I covered pretty well.
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: Oh, good afternoon, Miss Tortelli.
Carla: Well, if it isn't John Cougar Mellonhead.
John: Thank you for last night, Miss Tortelli.
Carla: I wasn't with you last night.
John: I know, and don't think I don't appreciate it.