Sam Quote #1597

Quote from Sam in Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist

Woody: Sam, I've really enjoyed the way you've been pretending I'm a bug and everything. But I'm not a bug; I'm Woody. [Sam sprays Woody with bug spray]
Woody: Sam, where I come from, we have a saying, "An eye for an eye." The point being, of course, you're supposed to shave my head, not shave out my eye.
Sam: [shaver buzzing] Oh, man. This is stupid. [buzzing stops] I don't want to cut your hair.
Woody: You don't?
Sam: No.
Woody: So you forgive me?
Sam: Yeah, let's just just forget about the whole thing, all right?
Woody: That that is real noble, Sam. I mean, here I wrecked your hair, your your beautiful, beautiful hair, the one thing you care most about in the whole world, and yet, you're willing to forgive me. I mean, you know, every time you look in the mirror, you're gonna be reminded of what I did to you, and yet, you say it's okay. I have never liked you more than I do right now, Sam... ridiculous haircut and all.
Sam: Woody, come in the office with me, just for a second.
Woody: Sure, why?
Sam: No reason. [shaver buzzing]

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 ‘Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist’ Quotes

Quote from Woody

Woody: I can't believe it. I'm being shunned. Just like back in Hanover. Just like with the Amish.
Norm: Wood? Who, uh, who shunned you back in Hanover?
Woody: The Amish. Weren't you here for this part?

Quote from Woody

Woody: Yeah, I took my fair share of ribbing back in Hanover.
Norm: Yeah?
Woody: "Little Einstein" they called me. "Mr. Smarty Pants." "Brainiac." Yep. I've heard 'em all.
Norm: Before I die, I got to see that town.

Quote from John Allen Hill

John: Ah, good afternoon, Miss Tortelli.
Carla: Oh, Hill. What, are you on an ugly break?
John: Oh, my. Someone certainly got up on the wrong side of town this morning.
Carla: What's the matter, Hill, your scalp on too tight?
John: Very funny.