Frasier Quote #585

Quote from Frasier in Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist

Cliff: Hey, remember the time Fras fell asleep, and we, we put his hand in that warm glass of water?
Paul: That's the first time I ever saw that work.
Frasier: Okay, we can stop this now.
Norm: Hey, remember that time Carla put the green, uh, marble in his martini glass?
Frasier: Carla did that? I broke a crown.
Cliff: Well, how about the time he, he leaned over his mai tai and, uh, poked his eye with the umbrella.
Frasier: Look, there is nothing amusing about corneal abrasion.
Derek: How about the time at group when he leaned back in his chair to make a dramatic gesture and he got stuck in the Venetian blinds.
Norm: He did?!
Paul: Now that's funny.

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 ‘Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist’ Quotes

Quote from Woody

Woody: I can't believe it. I'm being shunned. Just like back in Hanover. Just like with the Amish.
Norm: Wood? Who, uh, who shunned you back in Hanover?
Woody: The Amish. Weren't you here for this part?

Quote from Woody

Woody: Yeah, I took my fair share of ribbing back in Hanover.
Norm: Yeah?
Woody: "Little Einstein" they called me. "Mr. Smarty Pants." "Brainiac." Yep. I've heard 'em all.
Norm: Before I die, I got to see that town.

Quote from John Allen Hill

John: Ah, good afternoon, Miss Tortelli.
Carla: Oh, Hill. What, are you on an ugly break?
John: Oh, my. Someone certainly got up on the wrong side of town this morning.
Carla: What's the matter, Hill, your scalp on too tight?
John: Very funny.