Frasier Quote #583
Quote from Frasier in Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist
Cliff: So, uh, you're the guys with low self-esteem, huh? Yeah, well, luckily, I don't have that problem. But then again, how could l? What, with a cerebral cortex that's eight percent larger than the average human's. Don't look, you can't tell.
Derek: Excuse me, do you wear that mailman uniform every day?
Cliff: Yes, I do. And proudly.
Derek: Do you live with your mother?
Cliff: Well, uh... yeah. Yeah.
Derek: Hey, guys, it's Mr. X.
Frasier: Uh, gentlemen, let me show you the pool room. [chuckles] Quickly.
Derek: [quietly] That's the guy...
Frasier: Come along.
Derek: And that must be Mr. X's fat friend, Mr. Y, at the end of the bar!
‘Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: I can't believe it. I'm being shunned. Just like back in Hanover. Just like with the Amish.
Norm: Wood? Who, uh, who shunned you back in Hanover?
Woody: The Amish. Weren't you here for this part?
Quote from Woody
Woody: Yeah, I took my fair share of ribbing back in Hanover.
Norm: Yeah?
Woody: "Little Einstein" they called me. "Mr. Smarty Pants." "Brainiac." Yep. I've heard 'em all.
Norm: Before I die, I got to see that town.
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: Ah, good afternoon, Miss Tortelli.
Carla: Oh, Hill. What, are you on an ugly break?
John: Oh, my. Someone certainly got up on the wrong side of town this morning.
Carla: What's the matter, Hill, your scalp on too tight?
John: Very funny.