Woody Quote #696
Quote from Woody in A Fine French Whine
Justice of the Peace: Friends, we are gathered here today to join this man-
Woody: Would the bride and groom please turn around?! [Kelly and Henri turn around] All right, stop this wedding!
Kelly: Woody!
Woody: Kelly, you can't go through with this. I can't let you marry Henri.
Kelly: Woody, we've been through this a million times. It's just so Henri won't get deported. Oops!
Woody: You're wrong, Kelly. He's using you. He- He wrote that letter himself. He's not going to be deported. He- He's just trying to steal you away from me.
Henri: How did you figure that out?
Woody: You mean, I'm right?! Wow! Score one for the Indiana school system.
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‘A Fine French Whine’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Yeah, personally, I say good riddance.
Norm: Yeah?
Cliff: Yeah, then the charms of the French have always been lost on me. I mean, when W.W. Three rolls around, they'd better not come to old Cliff Clavin to pull their fromage out of the fire, no, siree! I've got plans. Yeah, when those missiles start flying, I'll be in a fully stocked-up, juiced-up Winnebago, heading at 65 per, armed to the teeth, right to the border of Mexico. Yes, sir. Those cockroaches and Cliff Clavin are gonna do just fine, thank you.
Paul: What a wonderful civilization you'll build.
Cliff: Amen.
Quote from Cliff
Frasier: This damned headache. I've had it all day. I can't seem to shake it.
Cliff: Oh, you know, those dilated veins there will just add to your discomfort there, Doc. On the other hand, there is a possibility that what you have is not a headache at all but rather an earwig that's crawled into your auditory canal while you were asleep and who is at this very moment, uh, chewing its way through your cerebral cortex.
Quote from Norm
Henri: I am being kicked out, just because I am not a citizen and I have no job and I have no prospect for a job and I have no wish for a job.
Norm: Wait a minute, they can kick you out of the country for that?
Sam: No, no, relax, you you were born here.
Norm: God bless America.
Cliff: Hey, amen.