Frasier Quote #550

Quote from Frasier in Madame LaCarla

Woody: How do you explain that, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Why ask me, Woody? I mean, do I know something that no one else knows? I mean, we all saw what we saw. I mean, do you enjoy having me explain every little thing that happens? You know, I mean, "Let's ask the esteemed Dr. Crane. Yeah, see, he'll know." Well, I'm sorry, Woody. I have no answer for you! Frankly, I'm, I'm downright scared. To tell the truth, I got, I got a little creeped out when she got that dog's name.
Sam: Frasier, Frasier, calm down, man, l... I lied. I just didn't want to hurt her feelings.
Frasier: I knew that. Sam, can I have a, a scotch?

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 ‘Madame LaCarla’ Quotes

Quote from Cliff

Cliff: I got something to add to the conversation. If a 100-megaton warhead detonated over the city of Boston, the results would be so horrific that the survivors would envy the dead.
Norm: We weren't having a conversation, Cliff.
Cliff: Well! Then food for thought.

Quote from Cliff

Woody: Well, it's probably best you didn't come last night. I've still got to iron out a few bugs.
Cliff: Well, all I can tell you, Woody, is that Ma loved the play. Yeah, I mean, there's something about the idea of sweet old ladies being cold-blooded murderesses. Just seemed to tickle her funny bone. [laughs] All the way home she just laughed and laughed. Matter of fact, I woke up at 3:00 a.m., and there she was sitting in my room in a rocking chair rocking back and forth, staring at me and making this low, guttural chuckle. Boy, does she love the theater.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Whoa! I'm gonna be a psychic! Who could have predicted that?