Sam Quote #1538
Quote from Sam in Madame LaCarla
Carla: You're thinking about your car.
Sam: Nope.
Carla: You're thinking about some babe.
Sam: Nope.
Carla: Oh, wait a minute. Give me a minute. I can do this. Just give me a chance. [sighs] You're thinking about your hair.
Sam: Nope.
Carla: Come on, Sam, that's everything you ever think about!
Sam: That's not true. I think about other things.
Carla: Yeah? Like what?
Sam: Well, I was thinking about what happened at the end of Planet of the Apes. I fell asleep.
Cliff: Uh, uh, Sammie, Chuck Heston found the decayed ruins of the Statue of Liberty.
Sam: What are you saying? You're saying he was on Planet Earth the whole time? Whoa!
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‘Madame LaCarla’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: I got something to add to the conversation. If a 100-megaton warhead detonated over the city of Boston, the results would be so horrific that the survivors would envy the dead.
Norm: We weren't having a conversation, Cliff.
Cliff: Well! Then food for thought.
Quote from Cliff
Woody: Well, it's probably best you didn't come last night. I've still got to iron out a few bugs.
Cliff: Well, all I can tell you, Woody, is that Ma loved the play. Yeah, I mean, there's something about the idea of sweet old ladies being cold-blooded murderesses. Just seemed to tickle her funny bone. [laughs] All the way home she just laughed and laughed. Matter of fact, I woke up at 3:00 a.m., and there she was sitting in my room in a rocking chair rocking back and forth, staring at me and making this low, guttural chuckle. Boy, does she love the theater.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Whoa! I'm gonna be a psychic! Who could have predicted that?