Norm Quote #907
Quote from Norm in Get Your Kicks on Route 666
Sam: Norm! Norm! Thank God you're safe!
Norm: Yeah.
Sam: Where'd you get this thing?
Norm: It came complimentary with the room.
Cliff: What room?
Norm: At the resort.
Frasier: What resort?
Norm: The resort just over the hill, where I spent the night.
Frasier: You mean you stayed in a resort while we slept here in the dirt?! Why didn't you come and tell us? How could you do something like this?!
Norm: You guys want to yell at me some more, or do you want to make the breakfast buffet? It stops in ten minutes.
Frasier: Well, naturally, the buffet.
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Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Ah, here we are wasting away in the desert. I never pictured that the four of us would go out like this.
Norm: How did you picture it, Cliff?
Cliff: Well, I pictured, uh, Sammy getting topped by a jealous husband. Norm, I figured you'd, you know, heart attack. Frasier, here...
Frasier: Cliff, l- I don't want to hear it.
Cliff: You bet you don't.
Quote from Norm
Frasier: What about you, Norm?
Norm: Well, there was one time, uh, we thought Vera was pregnant, and then it turns out she wasn't.
Frasier: I'm sorry, Norm.
Cliff: You never told me that, buddy.
Norm: Well, it turns out she was lying. She didn't tell me till after the wedding. I must have cried for a week.
Quote from Paul
Paul: I could have gone with those guys on that little road trip, you know.
Lilith: I know.
Paul: I just wasn't here when they decided to go.
Lilith: So you've said.
Paul: They, uh, probably tried to call me and hung up on my machine.
Lilith: Hmm.
Paul: Sometimes it doesn't record the hang-ups.
Lilith: Mm-hmm.
Paul: You're not much of a conversationalist, are you?
Carla: Where is everybody?
Paul: Probably in New Mexico by now. You know, I could've gone with 'em if they'd just left a message.