Carla Quote #1088

Quote from Carla in Get Your Kicks on Route 666

Lilith: It's perfectly natural. One can be married and still be drawn to the odd magnificent butt.
Carla: For once I'm with you, Doc.
Rebecca: I agree, but you know what I really notice in a guy? His eyes.
Carla: Yeah, but that magnificent butt thing is right up there.
Rebecca: Yeah, well, this guy has both.
Lilith: And talk about biceps.
Carla: Whoa. You're getting me hot. Who are we talking about here?
Lilith: Your nephew, Frankie.
Carla: That is so sick!
Lilith: Carla, surely, as a woman, you can see how your nephew might be considered desirable.
Carla: Sure. You start thinking like that, and you end up with Woody's family.

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Quote from Norm

Frasier: What about you, Norm?
Norm: Well, there was one time, uh, we thought Vera was pregnant, and then it turns out she wasn't.
Frasier: I'm sorry, Norm.
Cliff: You never told me that, buddy.
Norm: Well, it turns out she was lying. She didn't tell me till after the wedding. I must have cried for a week.

Quote from Cliff

Cliff: Ah, here we are wasting away in the desert. I never pictured that the four of us would go out like this.
Norm: How did you picture it, Cliff?
Cliff: Well, I pictured, uh, Sammy getting topped by a jealous husband. Norm, I figured you'd, you know, heart attack. Frasier, here...
Frasier: Cliff, l- I don't want to hear it.
Cliff: You bet you don't.

Quote from Paul

Paul: I could have gone with those guys on that little road trip, you know.
Lilith: I know.
Paul: I just wasn't here when they decided to go.
Lilith: So you've said.
Paul: They, uh, probably tried to call me and hung up on my machine.
Lilith: Hmm.
Paul: Sometimes it doesn't record the hang-ups.
Lilith: Mm-hmm.
Paul: You're not much of a conversationalist, are you?
Carla: Where is everybody?
Paul: Probably in New Mexico by now. You know, I could've gone with 'em if they'd just left a message.