Woody Quote #652
Quote from Woody in Home Malone
Kelly: What did you want to talk about, Woody?
Woody: Well, Kelly, you don't really like this place all that much, do you?
Kelly: Oh, sure I do. I love this place. It's keen.
Woody: Oh, boy. Kelly, Cheers is not such a great place.
Kelly: Well, what do you mean, Woody?
Woody: Oh, I mean it's nice on the surface, but when you get right down to it, there's a dark side to Cheers.
Kelly: Really?
Woody: Aw, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, you're so naive. Nobody respects anybody here. Oh, they're nice to your face, but as soon as you turn around, they're plotting some way to get rid of you. And they never do their own dirty work. Nope. No, no. They wouldn't stoop to that. They'd rather use some poor innocent farm boy to carry out their sinister deeds while they go prancing off to get a facial! Well, I'm not doing it anymore! I quit!
Kelly: Then I quit, too! Bye, everybody.
Cheers Quotes
‘Home Malone’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Frasier: Oh, Woody. Our baby-sitter just canceled. Could you sit with Frederick tonight?
Woody: Okay.
Frasier: Oh, great, Woody. Thanks. [dials phone]
Woody: Yeah, I'm used to it. I used to baby-sit a lot back in Hanover, well, before the incident.
Frasier: [hangs up] You know I think Lilith's mother owes us a favor. Thanks anyway, Woody.
Rebecca: Oh, good, Woody, come here for a minute. Listen, I'm gonna go out of town for the weekend and I want you to feed my cat. Now I know it's an imposition, but, you know...
Woody: Okay.
Rebecca: Well, you're really good with animals, aren't you?
Woody: Well, yeah. I mean, I had lots of pets back in Hanover before the incident.
Rebecca: Yeah, Woody, on second thought, I'm gonna ask my next-door neighbor, but thanks anyway.
Paul: Hey, Woody, that's a really clever trick. You get out of doing anything with that.
Woody: Yeah. Just wish I'd thought of it before the incident.
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: Sam, can you be at our place in about an hour?
Sam: You bet. Where are you guys going tonight?
Frasier: Oh, well, I'm proud to tell you that my lovely wife is being honored tonight by the scientific community for her contributions to the study of sensory deprivation.
Lilith: It was serendipitous, I admit. I'd returned to the lab after a two-week holiday to find that I'd locked my lab assistant in the isolation tank. Suffice it to say, what could have been an ugly lawsuit turned into an award-winning paper.
Quote from Norm
Kelly: I don't even know how to get a job.
Norm: Kelly, come over here, here. Want ads. Okay? Plenty of jobs in there. If you can't find anything there, call an employment agency. Plenty of places to get a job.
Cliff: Hey, you know, Norm, for a guy who's unemployed, you certainly know a lot about getting work.
Norm: Well, Cliff, I know a lot about water, too, but you don't see me drinking it.