Woody Quote #646

Quote from Woody in Rat Girl

Rebecca: I feel great. I've been eating clean for 12 hours now and I feel like I have a whole new body. I have more energy, and I- I just feel better. I'm a celebration of life.
Norm: Boy, I'll say, Rebecca, and what goes better with a celebration than Ho-Hos?
Cliff: Well... Well, Norm, I-I can't think of anything except, maybe Twinkies.
Woody: Gentlemen, I have one word for you: Snowballs.
Norm & Cliff: Snowballs!
Woody: Snowballs are better because they're bite-size. [shoves one in his mouth]

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 ‘Rat Girl’ Quotes

Quote from Lilith

Frasier: Carla, please! Lilith is mourning the loss of a close friend.
Carla: What's the big deal? You go find another rat to hook up to your electrodes.
Lilith: My research never harmed Whitey in any way. In fact, he had everything a rat could want. If he needed it, I gave it to him. That rat was the envy of others.
Frasier: You know, that's true, but I got over it.
Lilith: I miss him so much. [brief, spluttering sobs]
Frasier: Let it out, darling.
Lilith: I am.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: You know, I'm just a bit stressed today. Lilith and I have been looking for a preschool for Frederick. Tomorrow we've got an interview with the administrators of the Magic Hours Learning Center.
Sam: You know, I don't get that. Now, this is your kid, your money-- why aren't you interviewing them?
Frasier: Well, the beauty of private education, Sam, is that they're able to weed out the unacceptable lowlifes. I just pray I'm not one of them.
Cliff: Wa-wa-wa-wa-wait a second here. Uh, what's the matter with public school? I went to public school.
Frasier: [smiles] I love you, Cliff. Don't ever change.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: [enters] Afternoon, all.
Woody: Hey, how's it going, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Oh, the usual. The crying, the tantrums, the bed-wetting.
Woody: Yeah. That's fatherhood.
Frasier: No, that's my therapy group. What a bunch of losers.