Norm Quote #887
Rebecca: And I feel so good that I thought we can all work on our diets. So I'm making up this little vegetable plate. And I figure if those guys are gonna sit around and eat, they might as well eat something healthy.
Sam: I don't think they're gonna like this.
Rebecca: Oh, they'll never even notice.
[As Norm, Paul and Cliff stare at the TV, Rebecca replaces the bowl of pretzels just as Norm casually reaches his hand back to grab some]
Norm: [eats] What the hell is this?!
Cliff: What's wrong?
Norm: This thing I found in the pretzel bowl. Oh, my God, what are these?
Paul: They appear to be orange and green sticks.
Cliff: I know what they are. You know, when you go in a restaurant and you order a nice, big, thick, juicy steak and they put this other stuff on the plate that you shove aside?
Paul: Oh, you mean vegetables?
Norm: They can't be vegetables. There's no batter.
Rebecca: You guys, you're not even giving me a chance. Now, you sit around and you stuff your faces all day long, so why don't you stuff them with something that's good for you? Go ahead. Try it.
[As Cliff and Paul take a carrot stick, Norm grabs a chunk of cauliflower. They each dip their vegetable in their beer]
Cliff: Yeah, it's not bad.
Norm: Yeah. No, try the cauliflower. It acts like a ladle.
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