Sam Quote #1462
Quote from Sam in It's a Wonderful Wife
John: Sam.
Sam: [mimics John] What?
John: My hatcheck girl is missing from her post. You haven't perchance seen her?
Sam: What's that supposed to mean? Every time something goes wrong in your restaurant it's my fault? Like I'm the one who's supposed to keep track of all your employees? You know, that really ticks me off.
Miss Kenderson: [comes out of Sam's office] Sam, I can't get the sofa bed to fold back up.
John: Miss Kenderson. For the three weeks you've been in my employ as a hatcheck girl, you've spent most of your time downstairs. Today, as luck would have it, we actually had a customer with a hat. And where were you?
Miss Kenderson: Taking a break.
John: It wasn't your break time.
Sam: It was mine.
John: Miss Kenderson, you're terminated. Get your things and clear out.
Miss Kenderson: Fine.
John: Sam, in the future, I'd appreciate you keeping your hands off my hatcheck girls.
Sam: You know, it's your own stupid fault. I mean, I wouldn't touch your hatcheck girls if you'd hire some waitresses.
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Sam: Mm-hmm.
Lilith: Do you think perhaps he'd like a photograph of me?
Sam: Why? I mean... Of course he would. Why would any man not want a picture of his wife?
Henri: I agree. A picture of you is what every man wants. May I have the honor of taking it?
Lilith: Well, perhaps. But I must warn you. I've had bad luck with photographers. It seems they always overexpose the film, and I come out looking white as a ghost.
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All: Norm!
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Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood.
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John: Who are you?
Norm: I'm her husband, Norm.
John: Oh, yes. I didn't recognize you without a bar growing out of your chest.