Norm Quote #851
Quote from Norm in Achilles Hill
Valerie: Sam, I finished all the oysters and I'm feeling kind of funny. What do you want to do now?
Sam: Actually, Val, I'm kind of busy here. Uh, a problem's just come up. Uh, something with the kegs here. The kegs are leaking.
Norm: What?!
Carla: He's feeding her a line, stupid.
Norm: Well, you don't joke about that kind of thing, ever.
Valerie: Well maybe when you're through here we can go for a drive.
Sam: Oh, I don't know. Uh, these kegs are a never-ending problem. I'm thinking of getting rid of them, actually.
Norm: Hey, I don't find this kind of thing funny. Okay, maybe it's me.
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John: Sam, I think we both know why I'm here.
Sam: I bet you want the number to my hairstylist. Don't you? Oh, I'm sorry. Now, that was cruel.
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: Sam, as we both know, I own legal title to your poolroom and both bathrooms.
Sam: Hey, why do you keep repeating that every time you come down here? You're driving me up the wall.
John: That's why. Now where was l? Oh, yes, as you know, I own legal title to your poolroom and both bathrooms, and rent on said property is past due since last Wednesday. I hope you haven't forgotten me, Sam.
Sam: Forgotten you? John, I could never forget you. You're in my bad dreams every night. You're the reason why I'm in therapy for the first time in my life.
John: Well, don't forget to mention to your therapist that I own legal title to y...
Sam: All right, all right, all right, all right. I'll write you your stupid check.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Mr. Hill, I just had lunch up at your restaurant and the risotto with bay scallops and fennel... Oh, I think it was the most delicious thing I've ever had to eat.
John: We'll name it for you.
Rebecca: Thank you.
Sam: Hey, come here. I hate this guy. What are you, what are you kissing up to him for?
Rebecca: I'm not kissing up, Sam, I like the food. Sam, you don't have to be jealous. You are a very handsome businessman, and you own the hottest spot in town.
Sam: Oh, oh, thank you very much.
Rebecca: That's kissing up.