Sam Quote #1414
Quote from Sam in Achilles Hill
Valerie: Well, there seems to be a problem with this check.
Sam: Oh, what? I just made a joke name up. Big deal. All he has to do is make sure he endorses it John "I Stink" Hill. [laughs]
Valerie: No, Mr. Malone, you made it out for too much. You added an extra zero.
Sam: Wow. Oh, well, thank you very much, it's I'm kind of surprised someone as nice as you works for that bald-headed jackass.
Valerie: Oh, I don't work for him. I'm the bald-headed jackass' daughter, Valerie "You Stink" Hill.
Sam: I'm sorry. I-I- l never intended for anyone to see that except John.
Valerie: And all the people at the bank.
Sam: Well, yeah.
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‘Achilles Hill’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
John: Sam, I think we both know why I'm here.
Sam: I bet you want the number to my hairstylist. Don't you? Oh, I'm sorry. Now, that was cruel.
Quote from John Allen Hill
John: Sam, as we both know, I own legal title to your poolroom and both bathrooms.
Sam: Hey, why do you keep repeating that every time you come down here? You're driving me up the wall.
John: That's why. Now where was l? Oh, yes, as you know, I own legal title to your poolroom and both bathrooms, and rent on said property is past due since last Wednesday. I hope you haven't forgotten me, Sam.
Sam: Forgotten you? John, I could never forget you. You're in my bad dreams every night. You're the reason why I'm in therapy for the first time in my life.
John: Well, don't forget to mention to your therapist that I own legal title to y...
Sam: All right, all right, all right, all right. I'll write you your stupid check.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Mr. Hill, I just had lunch up at your restaurant and the risotto with bay scallops and fennel... Oh, I think it was the most delicious thing I've ever had to eat.
John: We'll name it for you.
Rebecca: Thank you.
Sam: Hey, come here. I hate this guy. What are you, what are you kissing up to him for?
Rebecca: I'm not kissing up, Sam, I like the food. Sam, you don't have to be jealous. You are a very handsome businessman, and you own the hottest spot in town.
Sam: Oh, oh, thank you very much.
Rebecca: That's kissing up.