Norm Quote #845
Quote from Norm in Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
Frasier: Norm. Cliff. What a pleasure to see my boon companions here in my home. Come in. Come in.
Norm: Yeah, well, Fras, look, we don't want to interrupt your dinner or anything like that.
Frasier: Oh, no, we finished hours ago.
Norm: Yeah, nice shortcut, Cliff.
Frasier: I see that you left the butcher of all things plastic back in the bar to come visit old Frasier.
Norm: Yeah, yeah. Fras, uh... Just out of curiosity, what did you have for dinner? Uh, uh, let me guess. Wait.[inhales sharply] Ah, porterhouse steaks, smothered with mushrooms, green beans with sliced almonds, some, uh, apple brown Betty, and, uh... decaf cappuccino.
Cliff: [laughs] Ain't he something?
Frasier: Actually, we had Chinese brought in. [chuckles]
Norm: Guess it must be in my coat.
‘Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Oh, here's Sam.
Carla: Oh, come on, Sammy. Hey, Sammy. Sammy, open up. It's freezing!
Sam: Hey, what are you guys standing around for? How come somebody didn't let you in?
Carla: I left my keys home.
Sam: Oh, no, I was counting on yours.
Rebecca: I left mine in the office. Hurry up! It's cold!
Sam: Well, how are we gonna get in here?
Norm: 'Morning, everybody.
All: Norm! [keys jangling]
Norm: Sorry I'm late. [enters]
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Sorry I took so long getting here this morning.
Frasier: Sam, you know, this is the fourth time this week that you've been late. As a responsible businessman and the owner of this bar, you owe it to yourself to stick to a more responsible schedule, you know.
Cliff: Absolutely. If the post office ran its business the way you run yours... Never mind.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Sam, I am not asking you. I'm telling you! Give me back my card!
Sam: Don't take that tone of voice with me!
Man: Frasier, can I help? I have a card that works.
Frasier: Oh shut up, you Skinnerian baboon!