Sam Quote #1401
Quote from Sam in Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
Sam: I can't give you back the card, Frasier. I've got to cut it up and send the pieces back to the company.
Frasier: [scoffs] You do not have to do that.
Sam: Yes, I do! They spent a half an hour on just that fact at the seminar at the Sheraton.
Frasier: Sam, I am telling you, you do not have to do that!
Sam: You weren't at the seminar. If I don't do this, they're gonna take my little card thingy away.
‘Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Cliff: Oh, here's Sam.
Carla: Oh, come on, Sammy. Hey, Sammy. Sammy, open up. It's freezing!
Sam: Hey, what are you guys standing around for? How come somebody didn't let you in?
Carla: I left my keys home.
Sam: Oh, no, I was counting on yours.
Rebecca: I left mine in the office. Hurry up! It's cold!
Sam: Well, how are we gonna get in here?
Norm: 'Morning, everybody.
All: Norm! [keys jangling]
Norm: Sorry I'm late. [enters]
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Sorry I took so long getting here this morning.
Frasier: Sam, you know, this is the fourth time this week that you've been late. As a responsible businessman and the owner of this bar, you owe it to yourself to stick to a more responsible schedule, you know.
Cliff: Absolutely. If the post office ran its business the way you run yours... Never mind.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Sam, I am not asking you. I'm telling you! Give me back my card!
Sam: Don't take that tone of voice with me!
Man: Frasier, can I help? I have a card that works.
Frasier: Oh shut up, you Skinnerian baboon!