Cliff Quote #600
Quote from Cliff in Veggie-Boyd
Frasier: Well, this is the most boring napkin we've come across.
Norm: What's the question?
Frasier: Well, who can tell? It looks as though it was homemade. It looks like some moron typed it on some old manual typewriter.
Cliff: How odd. Read the question.
Frasier: This is not a napkin. It's a cry for help.
Cliff: All right. So I forged a napkin! Can you blame me? I've been sitting here for the better part of the '80s, trying to enliven the discussion and broaden a few horizons with the benefit of my special brand of my arcane knowledge, and then these stupid napkins come waltzing in. And then I'm out. Well I've had it. It's time to make a choice, fellas. Me or the napkins? [silence] Or both. Maybe we can alternate.
Norm: We can do that.
Cliff: Yeah, a round of drinks for my friends here!
Norm: All right. Yeah. I'd like to see a napkin do that, huh?
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‘Veggie-Boyd’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Sam: These are, uh, trivia napkins. Ever since I got the bar back, I've been looking for ways to say, "Hey, thank you for patronizing me."
Frasier: Oh, Sam, I- I know you wanted to use a great big word there. I think that's marvelous, but I believe what you meant to say was, "Thank you for your patronage."
Sam: Really? What's the difference?
Frasier: Patronage means customers. Patronizing is the way one would talk to a small, dull child.
Sam: Kind of like how you're talking to me right now?
Frasier: Aren't you cute!
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Oh, Woody. Woody, shoot, I just forgot here. This came for you. Looks like something from the commercial company. Probably a paycheck.
Woody: Oh, I- I can't cash that. I can't even open it. That'd be like paying me for lying. My mother always told me that lying is the worst of the seven deadly sins.
Norm: Wait, wait, wait. Lying is one of the seven deadly sins?
Cliff: Yeah, of course it is. You got, uh lust, greed, bashful...
Norm: That's the seven deadly dwarfs.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: Open up those beer taps and take the day off, Sam.