Cliff Quote #597
Quote from Cliff in Veggie-Boyd
Norm: Yeah, I got one of these, uh, trivia napkins.
Sam: Hey! My trivia napkins!
Norm: Yeah, yeah. I've been carrying it around. It's kind of a conversation starter, you know? Go ahead, ask me the question, Sammy.
Sam: All right, all right.
Cliff: You guys and your precious trivia napkins! If you love them so much, why don't you marry them?! [rips it up]
Sam: Oh, come on, man! Lighten up, will you?
Cliff: Oh! And by the way, Normie, I'm the one who sucked all the filling out of the Bavarian creme! [sucks another pastry]
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Quote from Frasier
Sam: These are, uh, trivia napkins. Ever since I got the bar back, I've been looking for ways to say, "Hey, thank you for patronizing me."
Frasier: Oh, Sam, I- I know you wanted to use a great big word there. I think that's marvelous, but I believe what you meant to say was, "Thank you for your patronage."
Sam: Really? What's the difference?
Frasier: Patronage means customers. Patronizing is the way one would talk to a small, dull child.
Sam: Kind of like how you're talking to me right now?
Frasier: Aren't you cute!
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Oh, Woody. Woody, shoot, I just forgot here. This came for you. Looks like something from the commercial company. Probably a paycheck.
Woody: Oh, I- I can't cash that. I can't even open it. That'd be like paying me for lying. My mother always told me that lying is the worst of the seven deadly sins.
Norm: Wait, wait, wait. Lying is one of the seven deadly sins?
Cliff: Yeah, of course it is. You got, uh lust, greed, bashful...
Norm: That's the seven deadly dwarfs.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: Open up those beer taps and take the day off, Sam.