Woody Quote #583
Quote from Woody in Veggie-Boyd
Norm: Hey, Woodster! How was that first night in your new apartment?
Woody: It's great, Mr. Peterson.
Norm: Yeah?
Woody: It's the nicest place I've ever stayed at. And that includes the night in Hanover I got locked in the storeroom in the Piggly Wiggly. It was cold and lonely, but the food! Anyway, it's no Piggly Wiggly, but it's got cable.
Norm: All right.
Tony: Is it furnished?
Woody: Well, no, but it's got this cable that comes right out of the wall, fits right into the TV.
Norm: I hope it's in a safer neighborhood than that last dive of yours.
Woody: Well, no, actually, it's a little worse, but it's got cable.
Cliff: Well, if it's unfurnished, you must be getting a break in the rent, huh?
Woody: Well, no, it's actually a little more, but you got to expect that with cable.
Sam: Well, whatever. I think cable's great. They had Robocop on last night. Did you catch that?
Woody: No. The cable was out last night.
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Quote from Frasier
Sam: These are, uh, trivia napkins. Ever since I got the bar back, I've been looking for ways to say, "Hey, thank you for patronizing me."
Frasier: Oh, Sam, I- I know you wanted to use a great big word there. I think that's marvelous, but I believe what you meant to say was, "Thank you for your patronage."
Sam: Really? What's the difference?
Frasier: Patronage means customers. Patronizing is the way one would talk to a small, dull child.
Sam: Kind of like how you're talking to me right now?
Frasier: Aren't you cute!
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Oh, Woody. Woody, shoot, I just forgot here. This came for you. Looks like something from the commercial company. Probably a paycheck.
Woody: Oh, I- I can't cash that. I can't even open it. That'd be like paying me for lying. My mother always told me that lying is the worst of the seven deadly sins.
Norm: Wait, wait, wait. Lying is one of the seven deadly sins?
Cliff: Yeah, of course it is. You got, uh lust, greed, bashful...
Norm: That's the seven deadly dwarfs.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: Open up those beer taps and take the day off, Sam.