Woody Quote #559
Quote from Woody in Rebecca Redux
Rebecca: Ladies and gentlemen, the next Miracle Buff demonstration will commence in ten seconds.
Sam: Oh, my God! Look at that. That's Rebecca. She's working the auto show.
Woody: Oh, wow! She does have a great job. She's Miss Miracle Buff.
Sam: I don't think she'd want us to see her like this. Just keep out of sight.
[As Rebecca hops on the rotating platform, Sam and Woody walk the opposite side behind her back]
Rebecca: Miracle Buff, the amazing discovery that will make your car's finish last a lifetime. For safety reasons, we can't actually simulate a nuclear blast, but we have already shown that acid and fire are no match for Miracle Buff. Unlike human skin.
Woody: Sam, I don't think I can keep up this pace. I'm still dizzy from being knocked in the face from that airbag demonstration. I think I'm going to go over to the RVs and lie down.
Cheers Quotes
‘Rebecca Redux’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: Oh, Sam, check it out! Sheepskin covers!
Sam: What are you doing, man? Why are you buying all this vinyl cleaner, leather cleaner? I mean, sheepskin? You don't even have a car.
Woody: I know, Sam, but most of my furniture comes from the interior of cars. I've got to be careful when I shave because objects may be closer than they appear.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I would like to nominate as the stupidest creature on Earth the one who awakens each day to drive through gridlocked traffic, to sit in a windowless office breathing re-circulated air, then returns home and collapses into a stupor... only to do the same damn thing all over again every day until he dies.
Norm: Looking forward to that vacation, eh, Fras?
Frasier: You bet. We're going to Maui.
Quote from Sam
Sam: What is it with these machines, anyway? Computers faxes, voice mail. You know, when I ran this place in the old days, I had everything I needed right up here.
Frasier: Brains, Sam?
Sam: No, good hair. Brains... [scoffs] I'm serious, you know. Good looks can open doors. Good hair blows them off their hinges.