Sam Quote #1368
Quote from Sam in Rebecca Redux
Sam: He's working here now. He's, uh, he's a real nice guy. We all got close to him real fast. He's like a father figure to all of us. Are- Are you sure you gave the auto show a chance?
Rebecca: Sam!
Sam: Kid, you've got the job. You've got the job.
Rebecca: This is swell. And, you know, I bet I'll grow to love Earl just as much as everybody else does.
Sam: Hmm.
Rebecca: So what do you want me to do first?
Sam: Fire Earl.
[Sam pushes Rebecca out of the office and closes the door. He slams the door shut and braces himself against it. He waits a moment and opens the door slightly to listen for any uproar. Satistified that all is calm, Sam opens the door. A thick hand reaches out and grabs Sam by the neck.]
Norm: You fired Earl!
Cheers Quotes
‘Rebecca Redux’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: Oh, Sam, check it out! Sheepskin covers!
Sam: What are you doing, man? Why are you buying all this vinyl cleaner, leather cleaner? I mean, sheepskin? You don't even have a car.
Woody: I know, Sam, but most of my furniture comes from the interior of cars. I've got to be careful when I shave because objects may be closer than they appear.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: I would like to nominate as the stupidest creature on Earth the one who awakens each day to drive through gridlocked traffic, to sit in a windowless office breathing re-circulated air, then returns home and collapses into a stupor... only to do the same damn thing all over again every day until he dies.
Norm: Looking forward to that vacation, eh, Fras?
Frasier: You bet. We're going to Maui.
Quote from Sam
Sam: What is it with these machines, anyway? Computers faxes, voice mail. You know, when I ran this place in the old days, I had everything I needed right up here.
Frasier: Brains, Sam?
Sam: No, good hair. Brains... [scoffs] I'm serious, you know. Good looks can open doors. Good hair blows them off their hinges.