Sam Quote #1368

Quote from Sam in Rebecca Redux

Sam: He's working here now. He's, uh, he's a real nice guy. We all got close to him real fast. He's like a father figure to all of us. Are- Are you sure you gave the auto show a chance?
Rebecca: Sam!
Sam: Kid, you've got the job. You've got the job.
Rebecca: This is swell. And, you know, I bet I'll grow to love Earl just as much as everybody else does.
Sam: Hmm.
Rebecca: So what do you want me to do first?
Sam: Fire Earl.
[Sam pushes Rebecca out of the office and closes the door. He slams the door shut and braces himself against it. He waits a moment and opens the door slightly to listen for any uproar. Satistified that all is calm, Sam opens the door. A thick hand reaches out and grabs Sam by the neck.]
Norm: You fired Earl!

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 ‘Rebecca Redux’ Quotes

Quote from Woody

Woody: Oh, Sam, check it out! Sheepskin covers!
Sam: What are you doing, man? Why are you buying all this vinyl cleaner, leather cleaner? I mean, sheepskin? You don't even have a car.
Woody: I know, Sam, but most of my furniture comes from the interior of cars. I've got to be careful when I shave because objects may be closer than they appear.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: I would like to nominate as the stupidest creature on Earth the one who awakens each day to drive through gridlocked traffic, to sit in a windowless office breathing re-circulated air, then returns home and collapses into a stupor... only to do the same damn thing all over again every day until he dies.
Norm: Looking forward to that vacation, eh, Fras?
Frasier: You bet. We're going to Maui.

 Sam Malone Quotes

Quote from I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday

Diane: Sam, I know you to be a man of pride and principle, but strength is also to be found in the ability to bend. Witness the willow, nature's strongest tree.
Sam: No, I thought the oak was the strongest tree.
Diane: Only in furniture.
Sam: What about the saying "strong as the mighty oak"?
Diane: The oak can be felled by a single harsh wind under the right circumstances.
Sam: All right, but what about birch and mahogany? Now, those--
Diane: Would you shut up about the damn trees?
Sam: You brought them up.

Quote from The Proposal

Sam: You know, for the longest time, I kept pretending about you. I guess I was afraid to really admit my feelings. But from the very start, down deep inside, I have been crazy about you. Crazier about you than any other woman I've ever met. I mean, hell, I was crazy about you even when I hated you. [Diane laughs] What I'm trying to say is will you marry me?
Diane: No.
Sam: No?
Diane: No.
Sam: Are you serious?
Diane: I'm afraid I am.
Sam: Well... seems to me you have two choices. One, I can throw you in. Or two, you can jump in.