Woody Quote #541

Quote from Woody in Cry Harder

Rebecca: I want to get out of here. I just took my stuff from your office and now I'm leaving.
Woody: Ms. Howe, you're leaving for good? I mean, I guess I should have realized that you would, but now that you actually are... I'm going to miss you. Don't those push pins belong to the bar?
Sam: Woody, Woody, it's all right, man.
Woody: Oh, now what... these index cards and these staples.
Sam: Woody, she's upset.
Woody: She's taking all our stuff, Sam. This is even our box.
Sam: Woody, shut up, will you?
Woody: Oh, this is my sweater!
Sam: Woody, shut up!
Sam: Come on!
Rebecca: You just take your own damn stuff. I don't want to be reminded of this stupid place anyway.
Woody: Oh, wait, Ms. Howe. This isn't my sweater. But if you don't want it...

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 ‘Cry Harder’ Quotes

Quote from Woody

Norm: Hey, Wood, you see the paper?
Woody: Nah. I don't read the paper anymore. It's too depressing.
Frasier: Many people feel that way, Woody.
Woody: Yeah, I mean, Lucy's always pulling the football away from Charlie Brown. The Lockhorns are always fighting. Henry still doesn't have a mouth.

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Frasier: Hey, Woody. I'll have a nice, tall iced tea.
Woody: Yeah, just a second, Dr. Crane. I got to take a couple aspirin. I got a splitting headache.
Frasier: You know, there's a school of thought that suggests that all physical pain... Headache, earache, stomachache, what have you...
Woody: A headache. Pay attention.
Frasier: Thank you. Anyway, these people say that those pains are merely physical manifestations of some deeper trauma, either psychological, emotional, or spiritual. See, suppose you just relax and try to remember the very thing you were thinking when the headache first started. Then we may be able to get to the root of the problem.
Woody: All right. Well, I was standing here and I was thinking about how when I was a little kid, I was the only kid in my town who didn't have a bicycle.
Frasier: OK. Go on.
Woody: I mean, all the other kids had one. Why not me?
Frasier: Excellent...
Woody: And then I bent down real fast to pick up a napkin... [clonk] Ohh! I hit my head again! So what do you think it is, Dr. Crane?
[Frasier takes a couple of aspirin himself]

Quote from Norm

Norm: Rebecca, they do not fry people for insider trading.
Rebecca: What if they do, Norm? What if they do? I mean, I love that man, and I am just about ready to lose him. Have you ever thought about what it would be like to be without Vera for 20 years?
Norm: Oh, my God.
Rebecca: You see? You'd miss Vera.
Norm: I thought you said beer.