Norm Quote #778

Quote from Norm in Mr. Otis Regrets

Cliff: Uh, Sammy, come on. Tell us the rest of the stuff, huh?
Sam: Oh, I'm sorry, guys. Actually, I never met Jean Marie. The water main broke in the grand ballroom. They canceled the whole party.
Norm: Wait a second now. You just made up all that sex stuff?
Sam: [chuckles] Yeah.
Cliff: Sam. Sam, all the other sex stuff that you've told us, you know, through the years... That's all true, right?
Sam: Oh, sure, sure, sure.
Norm: 'Cause our lives pretty much revolve around those stories.
Sam: I know that, fellas. I know.

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 ‘Mr. Otis Regrets’ Quotes

Quote from Sam

Carla: Did she fall for it?
Sam: Hook, line, and... Sammy.
Carla: Do you believe this? Did you ever think this day would come?
Sam: As a matter of fact, I never had any doubt there, Carla. Behold a sealed envelope. Will you please open it and read the contents.
Carla: Mm-hmm. "l, Sam Malone, will sleep with Rebecca Howe on the night of April 19th, 1990." When did you write this?
Sam: This morning. I write a new one every day.

Quote from Cliff

Rebecca: Jean Marie. I don't think that's such a hot name. I think it's stupid. It sounds like it's French for "Jan Murray."
Cliff: Well, the French, they consider Jan Murray the greatest comic genius of the 20th century.
Frasier: No, they say that about Jerry Lewis.
Cliff: Well, they're wrong, it's Jan Murray.

Quote from Woody

Woody: She seems like the perfect roommate. But I don't know. The thought of having a girl for a roommate... Well, I got a real problem with that.
Norm: Girlfriend wouldn't understand, huh?
Woody: Now I got two problems.
Sam: Oh, I get it. Your mom would disapprove.
Woody: Make that 3 problems.
Frasier: What, do you have religious scruples?
Woody: Oh, great. 4 problems.
Sam: What was your original problem, Woody?
Woody: Well, I like to sit on the couch and leave the top button on my pants undone after a good frozen meal.