Sam Quote #1310

Quote from Sam in Loverboyd

Kelly: Woody, I just can't run off and marry you at the drop of a hat.
Sam: Boy, this is a great little comb. Teeth aren't too wide, nice flexibility, good heft. I've been looking for one of these for my eyebrows.
Kelly: That one's for blondes.
Sam: For... Jeez, you are rich.

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Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Nice cold beer coming up, Mr. Peterson.
Norm: You mean "nice cold beer going down Mr. Peterson."

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What do you know there, Norm?
Norm: How to sit, how to drink. Want to quiz me?

Quote from Rebecca

Rebecca: Wow. Kelly going to study in Europe. It'll be tough on you, Woody, but, boy, what an opportunity for her.
Woody: Yeah. You're right, Miss Howe.
Rebecca: Yeah, and if I know her father, she's not gonna have to do it like I did... Backpacking, hanging out in seedy youth hostels, hitching rides with sleazy locals who use their inability to speak English as an excuse to give you directions on your sweater. That sweet, little Kelly girl will get everything handed to her on a silver platter. I hope she chokes on Europe.