Sam Quote #1307
Quote from Sam in Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh
Rebecca: Hey, guys, listen up, listen up. I've got great news.
Sam: Now, listen, yeah, listen up.
Rebecca: There's no need to retaliate against ourselves.
Carla: What do you mean?
Rebecca: Gary's has been closed for the last month. He's in Florida while his place is being remodeled and he wasn't even open on St. Patrick's Day. He doesn't even know you guys did anything to him. Isn't that a howl?!
Cliff: This is the worst thing Gary's ever done.
Carla: We have got to teach Gary a lesson. He must never do nothing again.
Cliff: Men, there's only one thing left to do.
Sam: Get Gary!
‘Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Carla: What are you talking about? This is St. Paddy's Day. It's one of the busiest nights of the year. It's when Gary wheels out the big guns.
Sam: He can't do anything worse to us than he did last year. Remember that? The place was packed and Gary and his goons filled our stairwell with potatoes.
Woody: Yeah, and just my luck I was sitting on the bottom step tying my shoe at the time. Lucky for me you guys were able to dig me out. I'd hate to be the second member of my family buried alive by potatoes.
Quote from Woody
Norm: Guys, guys, we're going nuts here. I tell you, man, it's just sheer luck that no one was hurt in this situation, other than Rebecca.
Cliff: Wait, wait, wait, wait. This might be part of Gary's master plan.
Norm: What?
Cliff: Keep us on the edge, off balance.
Woody: Yeah. Mr. Clavin's right. I think Gary's probably playing with us, like a rat with a mouse.
Sam: That's a cat and mouse, Woody. Cat and mouse.
Woody: Sam, a cat and a mouse don't play together. They're mortal enemies. They don't even know the same games. Think before you speak, Sam.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Morning, everyone.
All: Norm!
Sam: What are you up to, Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were 11 feet tall.