Sam Quote #1295
Quote from Sam in Indoor Fun with Sammy and Robby
Sam: You know, I hope Normie just knocks him down a peg or two.
Carla: Yeah, well, we all know that Norm isn't the best darts player in the bar. And we all know who is, don't we, Sammy?
Sam: I'm fine. No, I don't want to play him. I mean, it's one thing when you play friends, that's kind of fun, you know? But when you start playing people you don't like, other things kind of enter in, and you start thinking about those times that he screwed you out of all that money or how he, uh, beat you to Rebecca after you worked on her for all those years and how he always makes you kind of feel like a stupid, know-nothing jerk with lousy clothes and a stupid job. You know something? I'm going to kick that guy's royal butt!
Cheers Quotes
‘Indoor Fun with Sammy and Robby’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: You know, this, uh, getting up in the middle of the night with a crying baby stuff, that's... That's the reason I never had kids.
Norm: That's the only reason, huh, Cliff?
Cliff: Well, and the fact that my mother taught me to have a healthy respect for the evils of overpopulation, Normie. Yeah, you know what? I can still remember her looking at me and saying, "For the love of God, Cliffy, let it stop with you."
Quote from Norm
Frasier: You know, it just isn't fair. I mean, I came to the... I wanted to be one of the guys. And all I'm doing is sitting on my duff watching other people do things.
Norm: Welcome to Normworld. Keep your hands inside the car at all times.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Friends, congratulate me. I've just had my first 3 consecutive hours of sleep since I became a father.
Norm: Lilith's been making you get up with the baby at night when it cries, huh?
Frasier: Well, being a progressive couple, we actually take turns, but last night, as she was gently nudging me with one of her serrated elbows, I fell back on the old yoga trick of lowering my heart rate, holding my breath, and staring blankly as though I was dead.
Woody: And that worked?
Frasier: Nope. Didn't buy it for a minute. See, I'd forgotten it was she that taught me that trick during our honeymoon.