Sam Quote #1281

Quote from Sam in Finally! (Part 2)

Norm: How'd you handle it, Sammy?
Sam: You know me, Daddy Cool. If she left the bathroom, she'd see him, so I jumped in. I think I handled it pretty smoothly.
[flashback:]
Sam: Fire! Fire! Aah! Aah! Get out through the window. [to the other women] No, you two can use the door.
Rebecca: Why can't I use the door?
Sam: Are you kidding me? You go out that door with all that grease on your blouse, one spark, you'll go up like a roman candle.
Rebecca: Smart idea. Smart idea. Ok, good. Uhh, Uhh, Uhh. It's too small! It's too small!
Sam: All right. Ah, shoot. Don't panic. Uh, uh... I got it. I got it. Here. Maybe I can squeeze you through here. You know, take off your clothes and rub the soap all over your body.
Rebecca: Okay, good.
Sam: Plan B. Let's get out of here now! Put this jacket over your head. I'll lead you out.
Rebecca: But what about you?
Sam: Take off your blouse. Put it over my head. I don't know.
Rebecca: Sam!
Sam: Quit kidding around! Careful, flames!

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 ‘Finally! (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: You know, I agree with Cliff. There's a great deal to be said for discretion. You know, it's entirely possible Rebecca may grow tired of Robin and thus avoid the heartache. Then on the other hand, as one who was cuckolded by a lover deeply trusted, the longer led on, the harder the fall. I'm just not sure that Rebecca can be as strong and forgiving as I was when... that bitch Diane dumped me.

Quote from Robin Colcord

Robin: Rebecca, I knew I'd find you here. That's fascinating. Everyone else in the world, at the end of the evening, goes to their homes; you people come to this bar.

Quote from Norm

Norm: Wow. Great looks and all that savvy. Sam, I swear if you had a spigot in the middle of your forehead, I'd marry you in a second.