Frasier Quote #378

Quote from Frasier in Feeble Attraction

Frasier: I have had it with giving out this free psychological advice. It's bad enough I do it as a living. I mean, I have to come to the bar and do it here, too? I'm not about to analyze this poor, pitiful creature who obviously is suffering from a very low self-image and finds in you a validation of her sense of self in her own personality. Damn it, I did it again!
Norm: So what you're saying is that I basically appeal to her desperate nature?
Frasier: Clinically speaking, she'd go for anything that could lumber up to her under its own power.
Norm: OK, now, how do I get rid of her?
Frasier: Well, try building up her self-confidence. If she feels better about herself, she'd be less inclined to degrade herself by going for the likes of you. I mean no offense. I mean, when I say, "the likes of you," I don't mean you personally. Just any unappealing, go-nowhere loser.
Norm: So why should I take offense?
Frasier: Good man.

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Norm: What?
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