Norm Quote #707
Quote from Norm in Feeble Attraction
Woody: Oh, boy. Hey, everybody, guess what. I was reading "The Farmer's Almanac." Guess what. This is an historical day. This is the second coldest day in the history of Boston.
Norm: Yeah.
Woody: And don't you want to know when the coldest day in the history of Boston...
Norm: Uh, Woods, things are pretty boring around here, but I don't think we've quite sunk that low yet, OK?
Rebecca: Guess what, you guys. Robin Colcord bought me a new desk.
Norm: So when was the coldest day in the history of Boston, Wood?
Woody: Interestingly enough, the coldest day in Boston's history did not start out that way. Yeah, it started out relatively warm, but then, by noon, the temperature began to drop.
Norm: So, you got a new desk, huh?
Cliff: [enters] Hey, Normie, you want to see where the Flannigans' dog almost bit me?
Norm: Well, congratulations, Cliff. You have just won the Boston Bore-Athon.
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Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
Norm: Yeah. Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?
Quote from Cliff
Woody: Mr. Clavin, how can you be delivering mail on the coldest day in Boston's history except for one?
Cliff: Well, a very good question there, young Woodman. It seems that like any member of your camel family, we Clavins have an extra... No, wait. That's how I can go without water for a week.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Well, I think I handled that one rather well, don't you, Wood? Could I have a celebratory beer, please?
Frasier: Handled it, my foot!
Norm: What?
Frasier: You mean to tell me you're going to pay that girl week after week just to stop following you and watching your every move, interrupting your beer drinking?
Norm: Come on, Fras, this is nothing. I bought Vera a house.