Frasier Quote #368
Quote from Frasier in Two Girls for Every Boyd
Frasier: Carla? Beer, please. Friends, circle the day in red. Today, Lilith and I are off on our first outing sans baby.
Norm: All right. Congratulations, Frasier.
Frasier: And well deserved, too. I feel like a free man. You have no idea how an infant can dominate your life. Fortunately, Lilith and I have seen to it that we can get away and enjoy ourselves independently.
Carla: Where you going?
Frasier: Well, first, we're off to the crib store to buy a new liner, and then it's a Lamaze reunion.
Cliff: Wait, wait, wait. So who's taking care of the little papoose?
Frasier: Oh, we've lucked into the most fabulous au pair. You know, one of those foreign-exchange students who, in return for room and board, take care of the child? Ours happens to be large, blond, and from Sweden.
Norm: Ooh! Now, Lilith doesn't object to having a spicy little Swedish meatball around the house?
Frasier: She's been so busy being a mommy, I don't think she's even noticed.
[Lilith enters with a tall, muscular, blonde Swedish man carrying Frederick]
Lilith: Come on, Frasier. We don't want to cut into Torsten's exercise time.
Cheers Quotes
‘Two Girls for Every Boyd’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: Yeah, I got to hand it to you guys: You are good. Not in the ballpark of Nick Tortelli, though.
Norm: Yeah?
Carla: Now, that was a hairy man. Yeah, you know, the first time I saw him naked, I couldn't even tell he was naked. But then who would've expected it at a Bob's Big Boy?
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Sam? Sam, get this. Who do you think I look like with my beard this way?
Sam: Oh. Well, that's easy. You look like that little guy on the cans of deviled ham.
Frasier: No, no. Sigmund Freud, the father of modern psychoanalysis and one of the greatest minds of the 20th century.
Sam: He gave all that up to sell deviled ham?
Frasier: The man had to live. You know, lately, when I'm in my office taking notes about some patient who's pouring his guts out, I imagine I'm Dr. Freud and I'm back in Vienna, hobnobbing with the great minds of the era, exchanging quips with Jung, developing the original theories of psychoanalysis. Before I know it, the hour's up. I've discovered I haven't even listened to a single thing the patient's been saying. It makes a nice change.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What can I get you, Norm?
Norm: Got any flea powder? No. Just kidding. Actually, give me a beer. I think I'll drown the little suckers.