Frasier Quote #347
Quote from Frasier in The Two Faces of Norm
Sam: [on the phone] Hello? This is Anton Kreitzer! I'm calling about the corvette you bought from a Mr. Sam Malone! Yeah, well, give it back right now! [normal voice] No, no, don't hang up. Don't hang up, please. It's not Kreitzer, it's Sam. I want my car back. Please? I'm having seller's remorse. All right, listen, I'll tell you what. I'll pay you 500 more than you bought it for. All right, wait, wait, wait. I'll pay you 1,000 more than you bought it for.
Frasier: Excuse me, Sam.
Sam: Can you hold on just a second, please?
Frasier: As a trained psychiatrist, I'm well-versed in the art of human persuasion. I think I can handle this for you. [on the phone] Lilith, damn it, give Sam his car back immediately! [hangs up] There. Probably getting tired of those speeding tickets, anyway.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Two Faces of Norm’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. You got room for beer?
Norm: No, but I am willing to add on.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: So, hey, Normie, so how's business going?
Norm: Lousy, Cliffie. I'm so damn busy painting, I haven't had time to stop in here and visit with my best friend.
Cliff: I missed you, too, you big lug.
Norm: Actually, Cliffie, I meant Mr. Beer.
Woody: So, the painting business is that good, huh?
Norm: Too good, Woody. Today I had to choose between two really great jobs. I couldn't make up my mind.
Woody: So what did you do?
Norm: Skipped them both. Came in here. I think I made the right choice.
Quote from Sam
Dennis: OK, but I'm kind of pressed for time. I've got to get to my hair stylist.
Sam: Good. Good. Oh, very good, very good. Hair stylist. All right. All right, this will be pretty simple here. Just a few multiple-choice questions.
Dennis: Great. Shoot.
Sam: Number one. "It's high noon. You're driving in Harvard Square. Parking's limited. Do you A: Park in a handicapped zone, B: Park in a regular spot under a tree, C: Drive around till a space opens up?"
Dennis: "C."
Sam: What, are you nuts? I can't believe it, man! That's a trick question. You don't drive this baby at nigh noon, man! Sun damage, bucko. What the hell's wrong... What do you want to do, oxidize the paint? Get out of here! You make me sick! I can't believe that! He wants to drive my car at high noon in Harvard Square.