Rebecca Quote #257
Quote from Rebecca in The Two Faces of Norm
Carla: Sammy, you're never going to buy the bar back at this rate.
Sam: What can I do? I'm tapped out. By the time I pay for gas and tune-ups and Philippe the chamois boy...
Rebecca: Why don't you sell the car? [Carla gasps] It's just a car.
Sam: Honey. Let me explain something to you here. We're not talking about just a car. We're talking about Sammy's Vette. The studmobile, the babe-catcher.
Rebecca: You're right, you're right. I mean, where would Sam be without his crutch? You know, all those years, those women weren't making love to you, they were making love to your car.
Sam: No, that's where you're wrong. They were making love in my car.
Rebecca: Really?
Sam: Come on. Girls don't go out with me just because of my car.
Rebecca: That's right. All the women in Boston are just lining up to go out with Sam Malone and his bus pass.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Two Faces of Norm’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. You got room for beer?
Norm: No, but I am willing to add on.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: So, hey, Normie, so how's business going?
Norm: Lousy, Cliffie. I'm so damn busy painting, I haven't had time to stop in here and visit with my best friend.
Cliff: I missed you, too, you big lug.
Norm: Actually, Cliffie, I meant Mr. Beer.
Woody: So, the painting business is that good, huh?
Norm: Too good, Woody. Today I had to choose between two really great jobs. I couldn't make up my mind.
Woody: So what did you do?
Norm: Skipped them both. Came in here. I think I made the right choice.
Quote from Sam
Dennis: OK, but I'm kind of pressed for time. I've got to get to my hair stylist.
Sam: Good. Good. Oh, very good, very good. Hair stylist. All right. All right, this will be pretty simple here. Just a few multiple-choice questions.
Dennis: Great. Shoot.
Sam: Number one. "It's high noon. You're driving in Harvard Square. Parking's limited. Do you A: Park in a handicapped zone, B: Park in a regular spot under a tree, C: Drive around till a space opens up?"
Dennis: "C."
Sam: What, are you nuts? I can't believe it, man! That's a trick question. You don't drive this baby at nigh noon, man! Sun damage, bucko. What the hell's wrong... What do you want to do, oxidize the paint? Get out of here! You make me sick! I can't believe that! He wants to drive my car at high noon in Harvard Square.