Sam Quote #1167
Quote from Sam in Sisterly Love
Sam: Well, fellas at this very moment, Rebecca Howe is in her house spending two hours getting into an outfit she's going to spend two minutes getting out of.
Norm: Hey, what are you going to do about that sister, huh?
Sam: Oh, I already made a phone call to postpone our date.
Cliff: Oh, you going to take her out tomorrow night?
Sam: No, I'm going to take her out in a couple of hours. No, don't worry. We'll be back here in the morning for our usual debriefing. By that time, I'll be able to compare and contrast them. And that's when this stuff gets really interesting.
Carla: Sammy?
Sam: Yeah?
Carla: Sorry I was a little hard on you before, but you know, I was just trying to make you reach. Push out the edges of the envelope.
Cliff: We're all proud of you, Sammy.
Norm: God bless you on this night, Sam Malone.
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‘Sisterly Love’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Sam: She's missing the point. Can you imagine what the reward might be for anybody who would act as a peacemaker between these two tragically estranged but perky-bottomed sisters?
Norm: Ah. To Sammy, the man who keeps the dream alive.
Carla: Wait a minute. What makes you think you can get the both of them? It's taken you two years to get a polite kick in the teeth from number one.
Cliff: [chuckling] Carla, Carla, Carla. Am I gonna have to teach you about women?
Carla: Yeah, Cliff, why don't you?
Cliff: Nah, you better take this one, Sammy. I don't want to hog the spotlight.
Quote from Cliff
Woody: I swear I've seen her someplace before.
Sam: Well, she asked for Rebecca. Called her Becky. Must be old friends.
Cliff: Yeah, that could explain a lot.
Carla: What's that supposed to mean?
Cliff: Well, figure it out. Rebecca, who doesn't date, suddenly has this good-looking friend show up. A slender, boyish, female friend, with whom she probably, uh, sunbathed nude somewhere, perhaps on the Isle of Lesbos.
Norm: They ever get the tests back on that dog that bit you?
Quote from Woody
Woody: I just remembered who she is. That's Susan Howe.
Sam: I know, she's Rebecca's sister.
Woody: No, the actress. I saw her in Night of the Mutants.
Carla: What, is that a movie, or your family reunion?
Woody: A movie, Carla.
Sam: I don't remember, uh, Rebecca saying anything about having a sister who was in a horror movie. Are you sure about that?
Woody: Let me check. [Woody covers his eyes with his hands] Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. You know, if she had another, smaller head growing out of her neck, I'd be positive.
Sam: I got to check this out.
Woody: Hey, ask her if they let her keep the little head.