Frasier Quote #316
Quote from Frasier in Don't Paint Your Chickens
Frasier: Thank you, Carla. Now, I call the piece "Ingmar Bergman: Poet of the Subconscious." The films of Ingmar Bergman-
Norm: Boy, who could forget her in Casablanca, huh?
Frasier: No, no. No, you're thinking of Ingrid Bergman. I'm talking about Ingmar Bergman.
Woody: Ingmar Bergman, the boxer?
Cliff: No, Woody, you're thinking of Ingmar Johansson.
Sam: You mean the guy who knocked out Floyd Patterson?
Norm: No, no, no. Sonny Liston knocked out Patterson.
Pete: Well, then who knocked out Johansson?
Norm: Patterson.
Steve: Before Liston?
Norm: No, no, Johansson knocked out Liston.
Cliff: Who knocked out Patterson?
Woody: Was it Ingrid Bergman?
Pete: No, Ingrid Bergman-
Frasier: Shut up! Shut up! Not one more word. I came in here to discuss Ingmar Bergman, not start an Abbott and Costello routine.
Norm: Actually, I thought it was more like Martin and Lewis, wasn't it?
Sam: You mean Joe Louis?
Cliff: Oh, he's the one who knocked out Floyd Patterson.
Woody: Then who knocked out Lou Costello?
Frasier: Apparently, Ingrid Bergman.
Woody: Boy, she was tougher than she looked.
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Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Well, everyone, you are looking at a winner.
Carla: You were the best kisser-upper? Gee, what does that trophy look like?
Rebecca: I did not kiss up. I gave an interview. I gave one hell of an interview. I was tough, I was insightful, I was witty. Meryl Streep will play me in the movie.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Wait a minute. Here we have a man who doesn't know how to promote his business. And here we have a woman who knows everything about promotion, but has never really been given a chance. Now, if I can turn a beer-guzzling nobody into a successful businessman, then those guys down there at corporate will see that I can do anything.
Norm: Uh, much as I love your pitch, Rebecca, uh, I'm not comfortable working with friends.
Rebecca: Oh, forget about friends. In the cold light of reason, consider this: Please, please, please, for Becky?
Norm: Nah, nah, I'd rather work by myself.
Rebecca: Okay, fine, Norm, fine. I'll just go back to what I was doing. Going over these delinquent bar accounts. Whoa. Now there's a rather huge one in the "P" section.
Norm: [sighs] Welcome to Team Peterson.
Quote from Cliff
Rebecca: Oh. I don't believe this! And I thought they were really impressed with me, and they were just staring at this big, old stupid ink blot.
Woody: It's not that bad, Miss Howe. It's kind of decorative. It looks like, uh, a bunny.
Carla: No, no, it looks like a spider.
Sam: Or a butterfly.
Cliff: Uh, it looks like my parents having a screaming argument on my third birthday when I pretended to be asleep but wasn't. Or a butterfly.