Cliff Quote #451
Quote from Cliff in Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back
Sam: Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa. Would you guys stop horsing around here? I'm serious. I want this guy Gary, and I want him bad. I am tired of having him do everything better than we do. He's got a better softball team, a better tag football team.
Cliff: Better T-shirts.
Sam: They have T-shirts?
Cliff: Here. I'll show you. [unbuttons his shirt]
Norm: Oh, yeah. I've got that one in red.
Alan: Ooh! They have them in red now?
Cliff: But you got to preorder. They're 100% cotton. All the sizes are very true.
Alan: I'll order one this afternoon.
Sam: Listen, you guys are not taking me seriously. I mean it. I want to hurt this guy where he lives.
Cliff: Speaking of that, have you seen his house? He's renovating this beautiful old Victorian. It's on the cover of Boston magazine.
Alan: I saw that.
Norm: I hear he's coming out with a new T-shirt of it, too.
‘Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. There's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know. And if she calls, I'm not here.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Woody, you just you don't know what you're getting yourself into. I mean, those guys at Gary's are vicious. They could strip you naked, paint you red and put you on a subway.
Woody: They wouldn't do that.
Carla: They did it to me. But I got the best of 'em.
Norm: How's that?
Carla: I loved it.
Quote from Lilith
Woody: Oh, hi, Dr. Sternin. Dr. Crane isn't here.
Lilith: I know. He's at home, and that's why I'm not.
Carla: Whoa-ho! Trouble in Casa de Wacko?
Lilith: Not really. Scotch, Woody. I'm just not looking forward to going home. Frasier's giving me every indication that he expects me to indulge in another one of his silly little fantasies tonight, but it's really rather personal.
Carla: I know just what you mean. Husbands can drive you nuts about stuff like that. Take my Eddie. He borrowed this fairy princess costume from the ice show. Really. Every Friday night, I have to dress up and put a magic sex spell on him.
Lilith: Well, as long as we're sharing, here's what I have waiting for me. Every so often, Frasier likes to regress to his childhood. First, he insists on calling me Mommy. I fix him cinnamon toast and strawberry milk. Then it's bath time - one of my favorites - followed by my tucking him into bed and singing "All the Pretty Little Horses." After that, we make love until the windows rattle.
Carla: Men! They're really something, aren't they? Oh, by the way, about all that fairy princess stuff? I was just kidding.
Lilith: Ah, so was l.
Carla: Oh, right, Mommy. Hey, guys, get a load of this!
Lilith: Oh! Carla! Carla!