Norm Quote #590
Quote from Norm in Norm, Is That You?
Lilith: Much better. Much better!
Norm: Pardon me?
Lilith: Yes, by simply moving that chair, an intimate conversation area is created, at the same time, opening up a new traffic pattern that gives the entire room a whole new dynamic sense of flow.
Norm: Plus, I can spackle behind here. Of course, if if you really want a better shot at the intimate thing, I'd, uh, take these, uh... What do you call it, these Louis Couture's jobbies, uh, and move them over like so. Get the table over this way. Okay. Now, this table would have to come like yea. Right? And, uh, sofa could come around this way. Of course. Okay? Now, uh, that desk has got to come out of there, you put the piano into the bay, all right? That chrome and glass, you put into the harbor. Uh, I tell you what. I'd- l'd move into the warm tones, all right? Reupholster, re-drape, the whole damn thing. Splash a little bit of paisley around. Throw down a nice Bukhara rug. Top it off with a fine piece or two of chinoiserie, and we're there.
Frasier: Well, bite us, Norm, we love you.
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Quote from Woody
Cliff: So, uh, what do you got in there, Woodski?
Woody: Oh, boy. My Aunt Edna's killer fudge brownies.
Cliff: Ooh, killers, huh?
Woody: Yeah, they're called that because the first time my Uncle Ford ever smelled them baking, he came running in from the field and got hit by a combine. He hung on for a few days. At the end, he was just praying to die. Well, eat up, everybody.
Quote from Norm
Kim: Norman, I pride myself on being a very perceptive person. Now, is something amiss?
Norm: [nods] Yeah. Sam and I have had a tiff.
Robert: Look. Maybe meeting Michael is just the thing you need. I mean, he lives right around the corner. Kim, go call him.
Norm: No. No, no, no, no, no, folks, please. I can't go on with this any longer. Look, I don't care if it costs me the job. I got to tell you the truth, okay? I wanted to be your decorator, so I pretended to be who I thought you wanted me to be, but it's time that I came out of the closet. I'm straight.
Robert: Impossible. [Kim laughs]
Norm: No, no, I- I... Ever since I was a little boy, I've known that I preferred girls. Actually, I'm a guy with a wife. I mean, uh, I sleep with Vera. Well, you know, I sleep next to her. Actually, it's in the room next to her, but, uh, I do keep the door open. [sighs] But the point is, you know, I think you should judge people for what they do, not for who they do.
Quote from Carla
Carla: You know, speaking of, uh, weight and stuff, I got a riddle. Which is heavier, a pound of Cliff's brain or a pound of dead flies?
Woody: It's a trick question. A pound is a pound. They both weigh the same. Go ahead, ask me another of Mr. Clavin's brain questions.
Carla: Okay, let's see. Uh... [clears throat] if you dropped Cliff's brain and a bowling ball off the top of the Empire State Building...
Woody: Yeah? Yeah?