Sam Quote #1078
Quote from Sam in One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape
Pepe: Pobrecita.
Sam: Oh, no, she's like that all the time. I mean, this isn't even a bad day for her.
Pepe: Son todas las babes de Boston locos como esta?
Sam: No, no. She's kind of the queen of loco. I mean, she was nutty the first day I met her. She's... She's hyper. You know what I mean, hyper? All she thinks about is her stupid career and she keeps blowing it. And I can't tell you how many times I've had to pull that lady's fat out of the fire. Get this, you know. This is her latest escapade. She wants me to pretend to be her fiance, 'cause she doesn't want to marry this pint-size executive back home. What do I get for my troubles? A gun stuck in my face. You know what the sorriest thing is? Me. I still like her. Why is that, Pepe?
Pepe: Nice buns, Sammy?
Sam: You people see things so clearly.
‘One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Carla: I don't know what that Latin lover said, but I sure dig the way he said it.
Cliff: Well, if you ask me, Ramon's a lot more Latin than lover. Yeah, you know, study after study show that the old sons of Spain just don't have our sexual prowess.
Norm: Cliffie, nobody has your sexual prowess.
Cliff: Thanks, Norm. You know, it seems that the tropical sun dries out a man's vital juices. You ever seen a raisin?
Norm: Have you ever seen a doctor?
Quote from Norm
Norm: All right, I hate to change the subject, but I don't know if anyone else recognizes we seem to have a little problem here.
Woody: Oh, you need another beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Okay, we have two problems.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Uh, there's a distinct possibility that Sammy may never come back.
Frasier: Frankly, I don't blame him. Beautiful weather, miles of beaches...
Cliff: Yeah, chicks.
Frasier: No suits, no rules, no tight shoes to pinch your feet.
Norm: Yeah, that'd be good to get out of the city a little bit, wouldn't it?
Cliff: Oh, yeah. I got five vacation days coming to me.
Frasier: Oh, say, it may be a crazy idea, but why don't we go down there, too? Lay out in the sun for a while, work on that old manana attitude?
Woody: Should we do it? What do you say, guys?
Norm: Ah, maybe tomorrow.