Cliff Quote #393
Quote from Cliff in Woody for Hire Meets Norman of the Apes
Norm: You know, it's actually a good paint job, Cliff.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, thanks, there, Normie. You know, l, uh you know, I thought I could do this by myself, but, uh, when I started, I realized that I needed somebody with your specialized skills and talents, eh...
Norm: Well, well, takes a big man to admit that, Cliff. Glad you appreciate the value of professional labor.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, I sure do, uh... Listen, if you guys don't mind, I'd like to introduce you to the, uh, skilled artisan who did this fine work. [all muttering] Yeah, he's in the, uh, bathroom over here, finishing up. Uh, hey, Duane, come out here.
[The guys, with the exception of Norm, laugh as a monkey in overalls walks out of the bathroom with a paintbrush in his hand. Norm gets up and walks out.]
‘Woody for Hire Meets Norman of the Apes’ Quotes
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Well, l, for one, applaud your desire to shake things up a bit, Cliff. Sometimes I think I'd give anything for a change - no matter how slight - in this deadly, unvarying routine of life.
Woody: What can I get you, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: The usual.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hello.
Woody: Carla, what are you doing in? You're not due in for another hour.
Carla: I had to get out of my house. It was a zoo. Serafina took the hedge clippers to the shag carpet. Little Lotte unplugged the refrigerator to see if frozen peas melt faster than ice cream. Gino made a volcano for a science project in the microwave. And on top of everything else, me and Eddie had a big fight.
Cliff: Oh, geez, what about?
Carla: He had the nerve to say I don't know how to control my kids. [phone rings] I don't know. We just can't seem to see eye to eye on the right way to discipline 'em.
Woody: Carla, it's for you.
Carla: Oh God. [takes the phone] Hello. I thought we settled this. No, you definitely cannot hit him. No, you cannot lock him in the closet, and you absolutely cannot wash his mouth out with soap. Anne-Marie, you untie your stepfather right now!
Quote from Woody
Sam: What are you doing, there?
Woody: Miss Howe put moi in charge of refreshments for the book club.
Sam: Well, yeah, but what are those?
Woody: Finger sandwiches. You know, the part that takes the most time is getting that middle knuckle right.
Sam: Woody, they don't actually have to look like fingers.
Woody: Yeah, right, Sam.