Sam Quote #910

Quote from Sam in A Kiss Is Still a Kiss

Sam: The next thing I know, there's a guys standing next to me... So there I am in the locker room signing the game ball for this guy, buck naked. I tell you, I'll never forget his name, because it was so unusual. Ueberroth.
Evan Drake: Peter Ueberroth, the Baseball Commissioner?
Sam: Uh, that's where the story kind of falls apart. I'll be right back.

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 ‘A Kiss Is Still a Kiss’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm.
Sam: How's life treating you?
Norm: It's not, Sammy, but that doesn't mean you can't.

Quote from Rebecca

Sam: Don't blame me. I told you to talk to the guy, not inhale his gum.
Rebecca: I couldn't help myself.
Sam: Yeah, well, at least you know how he feels now. He's not interested.
Rebecca: Who wanted to know that?
Sam: You did. You were miserable not knowing.
Rebecca: I was happy being miserable. Now you've ruined it.

Quote from Sam

Sam: Uh, well, it seems that the love of your life there thinks that because he's never seen you date anybody that maybe you... Well, prefer ladies.
Rebecca: You- You set him straight, didn't you?
Sam: Based on what?
Rebecca: God, I- I can't believe this. He's all I ever think about, and now he thinks that I'm...
Sam: Yeah, yeah, it's a nutty world, isn't it? You know something, though, I'll bet you could change his mind real quick if you were to show up at his party just crawling all over this incredibly good-looking, hot, macho stud.
Rebecca: You for instance?
Sam: You recognized the description.