Sam Quote #903

Quote from Sam in Bidding on the Boys

Sam: A little more bubbly here?
Lilith: Whatever you suggest, Sam. I'm agreeable to anything you suggest.
Sam: Ah, well, good, good, good, because, um, quite frankly, I'd like to talk just a little bit more about Frasier. You know, uh, one of the, uh, qualities that I admire most about him is his reliability. He's always very punctual, isn't he?
Lilith: Frasier, Schmasier. Let's have some fun.
Sam: [uneasy chuckle] Heck of a guy, Frasier, I'll tell you. [Lilith changes the radio station] A lot of, uh, remarkable qualities... Uh you know, he's, uh, he's faithful, he- he's devoted... [jazz music playing] And he's, uh, musical, too. Very musical guy, you know? He's always, uh, whistling something or singing some tune. Or making that that funny little chirping noise he makes with his lips. What are you doing?
Lilith: It's too bright.
Sam: Talk about bright. I tell you, uh... Frasier's just about the brightest guy I've ever met. You don't mind if we turn some of these back on, do you, in case we want to read later, or something? Hey, you know, Frasier reads a lot, doesn't he?
Lilith: Sam, we've talked enough about Frasier. Let's talk about you.
Sam: Oh, me, well, I'm just a an ordinary guy who happens to respect and admire the hell out of Frasier, I'll tell you.
Lilith: Smell good?
Sam: You bet; I sniff him every time he comes in the bar.

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 ‘Bidding on the Boys’ Quotes

Quote from Sam

Sam: Come on, man, she's just doing it to make you jealous.
Frasier: Oh, God, I'm losing her, Sam.
Sam: Oh, would you stop that? You're my friend. I'm never going to take a woman away from you.
Frasier: What about Diane?
Sam: And didn't God punish me with a vengeance?
Frasier: Well, yes, but gee whiz, Sam...

Quote from Lilith

Carla: Champagne, huh?
Lilith: Well, wild romance is a fictive term with no correlation to any actual physiological behavior. We, nevertheless, like to humor convention by going through with these preposterous rituals.
Carla: Champagne, huh?

Quote from Lilith

Frasier: So we're agreed then, right? Just plain simple gold wedding bands.
Lilith: With an exquisite marquise diamond on mine so we can tell them apart.
Frasier: You give me such glee. Here we are. Sit here, my betrothed. I'll go get us something to drink, and, oh, uh, exchange a few lies with my buds.
Lilith: I understand. Your daily dose of male bonding.
Frasier: Well, not for much longer. You know what's are breaking up that old gang of mine.
Lilith: As a guess, I'd say hypertension and cirrhosis.
Frasier: [laughs] You're irrepressible.