Frasier Quote #218
Quote from Frasier in Bidding on the Boys
Frasier: Aha! I found you... kissing!
Sam: Got her all warmed up for you, there, Fras.
Frasier: And yourself in the process, I see.
Sam: Oh, come on.
Frasier: Well, let's just step outside, settle this like gentlemen.
Sam: Oh, don't be ridiculous, man.
Frasier: At least do me the honor of pulling up your pants.
Sam: All right, I will. All right.
Frasier: Now, what is going on here?
Lilith: I might ask you the same.
Frasier: Look, I'll ask the questions around here!
Sam: Would you two stop sniping, for goodness sake? Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? [backs out of the room with his pants around his ankles]
Cheers Quotes
‘Bidding on the Boys’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Sam: Come on, man, she's just doing it to make you jealous.
Frasier: Oh, God, I'm losing her, Sam.
Sam: Oh, would you stop that? You're my friend. I'm never going to take a woman away from you.
Frasier: What about Diane?
Sam: And didn't God punish me with a vengeance?
Frasier: Well, yes, but gee whiz, Sam...
Quote from Lilith
Carla: Champagne, huh?
Lilith: Well, wild romance is a fictive term with no correlation to any actual physiological behavior. We, nevertheless, like to humor convention by going through with these preposterous rituals.
Carla: Champagne, huh?
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: So we're agreed then, right? Just plain simple gold wedding bands.
Lilith: With an exquisite marquise diamond on mine so we can tell them apart.
Frasier: You give me such glee. Here we are. Sit here, my betrothed. I'll go get us something to drink, and, oh, uh, exchange a few lies with my buds.
Lilith: I understand. Your daily dose of male bonding.
Frasier: Well, not for much longer. You know what's are breaking up that old gang of mine.
Lilith: As a guess, I'd say hypertension and cirrhosis.
Frasier: [laughs] You're irrepressible.